The Goat Pen

Is that a young Syliva Hatchell, TAK?

"Large-scale hog producers are a greater threat to the United States and U.S. democracy than Osama bin Laden and his terrorist network." -RFK, Jr., 2002

Fucking pathetic fourth quarter, and so the slide has begun in earnest. Fuck

No goddamned shit. The DOT funding is being held for section 158 compliance

You really are a goddamned idiot

Title 23 U. S. C. § 158 (1982 ed., Supp. III) directs the Secretary of Transportation to withhold a percentage of otherwise allocable federal highway funds from States "in which the purchase or public possession ... of any alcoholic beverage by a person who is less than twenty-one years of age ...

Almost all the authority these federal agencies have is doling out money to the states with restrictions based on policy. Your state wants free federal money from the fed for highways? Keep a 55 mph speed limit. States that don’t get less or no fed money for their roads. It bribery with fed tax dol...

somehow I don't think pig farmers existing as contract farmers for Smithfield are doing well. They're not starving. That's for sure. Is it as good as it was when Murphy, Prestage, Goldsboro Milling, etc were the controlling the first iterations of contract farming? No. Are the Chicoms easy to deal ...

"Thomas Massie needs to be in charge of the BATF but he got Sec of Agriculture because goddammit, its important that people be able to drink milk straight from a cow. I actually have no idea why he wanted that position and I'm sure he'll be very small government about it, but the man could be ...

hedge wrote: ↑Thu Nov 14, 2024 4:13 pm But you don't have to try very hard to imagine the screams of bloody murder if they went back to the old way of producing hogs and bacon prices doubled...

Doubled? Hell, we're talking tripling and quadrupling...if not more.

"Thomas Massie needs to be in charge of the BATF but he got Sec of Agriculture because goddammit, its important that people be able to drink milk straight from a cow. I actually have no idea why he wanted that position and I'm sure he'll be very small government about it, but the man could be ...

"Thomas Massie needs to be in charge of the BATF but he got Sec of Agriculture because goddammit, its important that people be able to drink milk straight from a cow. I actually have no idea why he wanted that position and I'm sure he'll be very small government about it, but the man could be ...

I am conditioned to see Kansas and think "Carolina is going to lose." It's like being a Michigan State fan and seeing Carolina listed on the schedule.

I wish IB was left for dead in Haiti

“Dad, you shouldn’t say shit.”

“You can’t say shit. That’s not nice for a young lady.”

“It’s fun though.”

In other news, the four year old said “oh fuck” when she dropped something during the middle of her preschool class at our church a few weeks ago and the other day informed her friend that “Dook fans are pussies. My dad says so.”

So, I’ve got that going for me on the home front….

Wife threw me a surprise party for my 40th during the game. The restaurant had the game on but I was only paying attention in passing. I’m sure I’m going to become enraged at Hubert’s shitty late game coaching when I watch it.

You certainly didn’t play with her shit worth a damn, hence half the town fucking her.

wife is in the kitchen watching a show called Young Sheldon I would totally fuck Annie Potts playing the grandmother I 'd love to see 25 year old eCats reaction to what I just typed There is a lady in our neighborhood who I see up at the club from time to time in her early 70’s who still turns head...

You couldn’t work any room in your own house or feel your wife worth a damn. That’s why she fucked the neighbor.