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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Sat Sep 05, 2026 11:22 pm

Clemson, instead of progressing with the rest of college football, went backwards and is now stuck back in the year 2014
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Re: College Football

Post by The Gray Ghost » Sat Sep 05, 2026 11:32 pm

So a remnant of the place is still here and GBISIT. Meanwhile UF will go 2-0 yippee
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Re: College Football

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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Sep 06, 2026 2:04 am

sardis wrote: ↑Sat Sep 05, 2026 9:10 pm The only interesting game today is at 9:40. I ain’t staying up for that.
Oregon vs Boise State was a hell of a game
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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Sun Sep 06, 2026 11:46 am

eCat wrote: ↑Sat Sep 05, 2026 10:57 pm fucking Michigan man

thats embarrassing they had to give them that game

also WTF has happened to Clemson?
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Sep 06, 2026 2:16 pm

GO GATORS!
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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Mon Sep 07, 2026 2:08 pm

B1G T(11-er-12-wait, uh 18)N and Michigan, covering their ass

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Re: College Football

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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Sep 08, 2026 12:23 am

aTm wrote: ↑Sat Sep 05, 2026 11:22 pm Clemson, instead of progressing with the rest of college football, went backwards and is now stuck back in the year 2014
Well its hard for 19 year olds to play football against professionals is it not?
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Tue Sep 08, 2026 2:19 pm

Lane Kiffin has been coach at LSU for like 20 minutes and he is about to have them kicked out of the SEC.

I mean, I don't think the SEC should kick LSU out, its a dick move but it would be funny
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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Sep 08, 2026 2:28 pm

They are not going to get kicked out just because they are playing professionals now. You only get kicked out of the SEC when no one wants to watch you play on television and you can't put more than 40 thousand in the stands. VANDY is on the hotseat, not LSU.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Sep 08, 2026 4:45 pm

LSU hasn't used any pro players. Yet.
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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Sep 08, 2026 8:35 pm

ok thank u
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Wed Sep 09, 2026 1:45 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football

Post by Dave23 » Wed Sep 09, 2026 2:00 pm

That’s quality sass.
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Wed Sep 09, 2026 3:06 pm

Yeah, nice catch...
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Re: College Football

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Sep 09, 2026 4:55 pm

The attempted coup to get rid of Bill and Jordon was comical.

UNC football is Auburn without the occasional success.
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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Sep 09, 2026 7:19 pm

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Wed Sep 09, 2026 4:55 pm The attempted coup to get rid of Bill and Jordon was comical.

UNC football is Auburn without the occasional success.
You want Bill O'Brien instead? Take him from us. Please.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Thu Sep 10, 2026 8:41 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Thu Sep 10, 2026 8:48 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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