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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Mon Mar 17, 2025 11:36 am

The committee, at minimum should be expressly forbidden from using any information that's not in their empirical data. They should not be deciding qualitatively how injuries can affect a team. I guarantee you that whole concept affecting the field now is just the result of some committee in the past needing it as an excuse, using it, and now its a tool in the toolbox. Nobody should give a flying fuck about what Bubba Cuinningham or Greg Byrne or whoever things about how good West Virginia is without Tucker Devries. They are not qualified to make that kind of evaluation. A better committee would probably be expressly forbidden from watching or reading about basketball at all. All they get is these numbers, and lock em in a room like a jury.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Mar 17, 2025 11:40 am

we need to remove the human element entirely.

every team should know from day one where they stand getting into the tournament based on a ranking system. One that values the entire season. So that if a player does get hurt in the last 5 games it doesn't derail their entire season.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Mon Mar 17, 2025 11:50 am

eCat wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2025 11:40 am we need to remove the human element entirely.

every team should know from day one where they stand getting into the tournament based on a ranking system. One that values the entire season. So that if a player does get hurt in the last 5 games it doesn't derail their entire season.
I agree.

A computer algorithm does all this. I could do the whole thing with four or five data tables, a couple stored procedures, a single report view, and one daily ETL feed updating all division 1 wins and losses. Then everyone would know all the time exactly where they stand and what would have to happen to get into the tournament.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Mon Mar 17, 2025 12:24 pm

Doesn’t matter. Just allows UNC to get embarrassed one more time, on prime time.

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Post by innocentbystander » Mon Mar 17, 2025 12:31 pm

Let’s see what happens for UNC vs the team that wound up beating Houston.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Mar 17, 2025 12:47 pm

"fair enough, tell me you think Carolina deserves to be in the tournament without qualifiers, and I'll drop it."

Pretty much impossible to say the last team in (which evidently Carolina was this year) in any year deserves to be in without qualifiers. If you're that far down, there are always going to be arguments (qualifiers) for and against. I'd say this would be true for the probably the last half dozen teams that got in and the first half dozen that didn't. There is no way any Carolina fan could've been pissed if we hadn't gotten in this year (disappointed maybe, but not pissed) but I'm glad we did. Obviously this is wishful thinking and I'm definitely speaking as a biased fan, but I do think we could win a few games. But we could easily lose tomorrow night too..
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Mar 17, 2025 1:33 pm

I think you win your first game because of so much disrespect being shown (rightfully so) but that is great bulletin board material
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Post by eCat » Mon Mar 17, 2025 1:52 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Mar 17, 2025 2:31 pm

It's shaping up to be a Dook welfare title. I can feel it coming. You can't rely on Bruce Pearl or Kelvin Sampson in March, and I'm not sold on Florida. Bama isn't quite good enough, and I think St. Johns is the first 2 seed that gets bounced.
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Post by innocentbystander » Mon Mar 17, 2025 3:22 pm

I am curious to find out what team this year will accomplish what NCState accomplished last year if any.
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Post by eCat » Mon Mar 17, 2025 4:15 pm

I just have to believe Duke hasn't been tested against a really physical team, but Duke's bracket is pretty clean.

Let Duke play the Aggies and they'd have 2 players hurt by the half
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Mar 17, 2025 4:51 pm

Buzz Williams is the modern day version of mid-90's Rick Barnes at Clemson, at least on the defensive end. Offense is a different story. It would take those old Clemson teams the better part of three halves to match A&M's average offensive output.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Mon Mar 17, 2025 6:14 pm

We do it by taking three halves worth of shots in two.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Mar 17, 2025 6:35 pm

I hope UNC gets to the elite 8. That would be funny. Unless they play Florida of course.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Mon Mar 17, 2025 8:24 pm

I’m not about to thumb Ole Miss…
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Mon Mar 17, 2025 8:32 pm

SEC is overrated. I have them losing more games than any conference in history in this Tournament.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Mon Mar 17, 2025 8:47 pm

Duke will be hard to beat. They pretty much have everything you could want on a college team and nobody can claim more talent outright. That Dikembe Mutombo clone in the middle is a hell of an anchor too. Still, by no means invincible.
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Post by innocentbystander » Mon Mar 17, 2025 9:09 pm

aTm wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2025 8:32 pm SEC is overrated. I have them losing more games than any conference in history in this Tournament.

Heh, now that was mathematically funny
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Mon Mar 17, 2025 10:34 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Mar 17, 2025 11:54 pm

Duke won't win.

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