Uncle Bud
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I miss the old $1 and subsequently $1.50 McChicken. Those were the days.
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where we are working on my sons house, the town only has a McD's and a Subway. I've burned myself out on both of them.
I think we are just getting salads at Subway from now on , maybe a turkey sandwich from the gas station deli
I think we are just getting salads at Subway from now on , maybe a turkey sandwich from the gas station deli
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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ChatGPT: The humor in the mug's statement comes from its dark irony and exaggeration. It implies a scenario where a healthcare professional is faced with a serious situation involving a patient's life. The phrase "almost died right in front of me" sets the stage for a high-stakes moment. However, the punchline shifts dramatically with the mention of counting to ten and putting "the scissors back in my pocket," suggesting that the professional was dangerously close to acting inappropriately or even harmful.
This juxtaposition of a life-threatening situation with a lighthearted, almost flippant response creates a shock value that can be funny to some. The mug plays on the tension between the seriousness of medical emergencies and the absurdity of the narrator's internal struggle, making it a dark humor piece that might resonate with those familiar with the pressures of working in healthcare.
This juxtaposition of a life-threatening situation with a lighthearted, almost flippant response creates a shock value that can be funny to some. The mug plays on the tension between the seriousness of medical emergencies and the absurdity of the narrator's internal struggle, making it a dark humor piece that might resonate with those familiar with the pressures of working in healthcare.
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I still don't get it...
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ATM is evolving in front of us
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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It is satire for the healthcare industry. It means the doctor or nurse almost plunged their scissors into the head or spinal cord of an obnoxious patient. Obviously they are not going to do that but it does describe the anger and frustration many docs and nurses have with a tiny percentage of their patients.
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
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Oh. In that case, I wish you were the patient and I'd been wielding the scissors...
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aTm, did you type the query into chatGPT or did you just submit the photo and ask for an interpretation?
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I typed it in.
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Type this one in and see what it says:
This guy goes hunting, no poaching, because it was not deer season..so he shots a deer...threw it over shoulder and walks out of woods.. met up w the game warden, "you're a poacher", "no i'm not", "yes you are", "no i'm not a poacher", "yes your are, you have a deer on your shoulder"...i'm not a poacher, get it off.."
This guy goes hunting, no poaching, because it was not deer season..so he shots a deer...threw it over shoulder and walks out of woods.. met up w the game warden, "you're a poacher", "no i'm not", "yes you are", "no i'm not a poacher", "yes your are, you have a deer on your shoulder"...i'm not a poacher, get it off.."
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ChatGPT: This joke plays on the confusion between “poacher” (someone who hunts illegally) and “poach her” (which could imply “to pick her up,” in this case meaning the deer). The humor here is in the double meaning and the resulting absurdity. The hunter misunderstands “poacher” as “poach her,” taking it literally as if he’s being asked to drop or "get rid of" the deer rather than face legal trouble.
When the game warden says, “Yes, you are; you have a deer on your shoulder,” the hunter’s response “I’m not a poacher, get it off” humorously suggests he believes that by removing the deer, he’s no longer a “poacher.” The joke plays on the phonetic similarity of “poacher” and “poach her,” leading to a misunderstanding and a silly resolution to the interaction.
When the game warden says, “Yes, you are; you have a deer on your shoulder,” the hunter’s response “I’m not a poacher, get it off” humorously suggests he believes that by removing the deer, he’s no longer a “poacher.” The joke plays on the phonetic similarity of “poacher” and “poach her,” leading to a misunderstanding and a silly resolution to the interaction.
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I asked it to make up a similar one for you.
ChatGPT: Sure, here’s one with a similar play on words and misunderstanding:
A guy goes fishing in a restricted area, but he catches a big fish before the warden shows up. The warden spots him and shouts, “Hey! You’re a fish poacher!”
The guy looks confused and says, “A fish poacher? No, I’m just trying to catch dinner.”
The warden shakes his head and says, “You’re not allowed to fish here. You’re a poacher!”
The fisherman sighs, “Fine, fine, if it’ll make you happy, I’ll put it back in the water and let it poach itself.”
This joke follows the same structure with the “poacher” confusion, playing on the cooking term “poach” to add a twist to the fisherman’s response!
ChatGPT: Sure, here’s one with a similar play on words and misunderstanding:
A guy goes fishing in a restricted area, but he catches a big fish before the warden shows up. The warden spots him and shouts, “Hey! You’re a fish poacher!”
The guy looks confused and says, “A fish poacher? No, I’m just trying to catch dinner.”
The warden shakes his head and says, “You’re not allowed to fish here. You’re a poacher!”
The fisherman sighs, “Fine, fine, if it’ll make you happy, I’ll put it back in the water and let it poach itself.”
This joke follows the same structure with the “poacher” confusion, playing on the cooking term “poach” to add a twist to the fisherman’s response!
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I still don't get either one of them...
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I asked it for a simpler joke for your simple mind.
ChatGPT: Absolutely! Here’s a simpler joke with a straightforward twist:
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
This one doesn’t rely on double meanings as much—it’s just funny because the scarecrow literally stands in a field, so he’s “outstanding.” Simple, yet still clever!
ChatGPT: Absolutely! Here’s a simpler joke with a straightforward twist:
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
This one doesn’t rely on double meanings as much—it’s just funny because the scarecrow literally stands in a field, so he’s “outstanding.” Simple, yet still clever!
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Get it to explain this one. I get this one I just want to see what GPT thinks: Man and woman are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, the wife is looking in the mirror and says "Look at me, my tits and ass are sagging, my hair is gray and I've got wrinkles, please tell me something to make me feel better," and the husband says "Your eyesight is damn near perfect."
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ChatGPT: This joke is a classic example of humor based on unexpected responses and a bit of playful sarcasm. Here’s what’s going on:
The wife is looking for a comforting compliment about her appearance. Instead, her husband gives a surprise response: instead of reassuring her about her looks, he comments on her eyesight being “damn near perfect.” The punchline comes from his ironic twist—rather than trying to make her feel better about her appearance, he “compliments” her ability to see everything clearly, including the things she’s worried about, like wrinkles and gray hair.
The humor here is in the husband’s playfully blunt response, which catches the listener off guard and turns the wife’s expectations upside down. It’s not exactly comforting but funny because it’s unexpected!
The wife is looking for a comforting compliment about her appearance. Instead, her husband gives a surprise response: instead of reassuring her about her looks, he comments on her eyesight being “damn near perfect.” The punchline comes from his ironic twist—rather than trying to make her feel better about her appearance, he “compliments” her ability to see everything clearly, including the things she’s worried about, like wrinkles and gray hair.
The humor here is in the husband’s playfully blunt response, which catches the listener off guard and turns the wife’s expectations upside down. It’s not exactly comforting but funny because it’s unexpected!
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Well ChatGPT is already way smarter than IB. Low bar for sure, but still somewhat chilling...
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In the last month, I have hired two guys on my team with a masters in AI.
I have 4 people developing an AI system that will take a recording of a SME on whatever subject, transcribe it and convert it into a training class. That's the easy part - you can do that with out of the box AI, but what they are doing is then looking at the customers industry and specific business process and having AI customize the training to what they specifically do. The company is integrating a chatbot into the software we support to allow someone to ask peripheral questions, for example , what is the best way to wire a relay in this assembly? when our software just supports the design of the relay.
My company just bought a simulation company for their AI and paid $8b for it to allow us to do that.
I have been assigned to create 12 AI project teams that have assignments to complete by April, each team is 6-10 people that I have to staff and manage.
3 months ago I was using AI to create graphics of a Wildcat mascot riding a Razorback - so this is moving pretty quickly
I have 4 people developing an AI system that will take a recording of a SME on whatever subject, transcribe it and convert it into a training class. That's the easy part - you can do that with out of the box AI, but what they are doing is then looking at the customers industry and specific business process and having AI customize the training to what they specifically do. The company is integrating a chatbot into the software we support to allow someone to ask peripheral questions, for example , what is the best way to wire a relay in this assembly? when our software just supports the design of the relay.
My company just bought a simulation company for their AI and paid $8b for it to allow us to do that.
I have been assigned to create 12 AI project teams that have assignments to complete by April, each team is 6-10 people that I have to staff and manage.
3 months ago I was using AI to create graphics of a Wildcat mascot riding a Razorback - so this is moving pretty quickly
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.