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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Thu Nov 07, 2024 10:30 pm

I miss the old $1 and subsequently $1.50 McChicken. Those were the days.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Nov 08, 2024 11:12 am

where we are working on my sons house, the town only has a McD's and a Subway. I've burned myself out on both of them.

I think we are just getting salads at Subway from now on , maybe a turkey sandwich from the gas station deli
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Nov 12, 2024 11:36 am

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Tue Nov 12, 2024 11:58 am

ChatGPT: The humor in the mug's statement comes from its dark irony and exaggeration. It implies a scenario where a healthcare professional is faced with a serious situation involving a patient's life. The phrase "almost died right in front of me" sets the stage for a high-stakes moment. However, the punchline shifts dramatically with the mention of counting to ten and putting "the scissors back in my pocket," suggesting that the professional was dangerously close to acting inappropriately or even harmful.

This juxtaposition of a life-threatening situation with a lighthearted, almost flippant response creates a shock value that can be funny to some. The mug plays on the tension between the seriousness of medical emergencies and the absurdity of the narrator's internal struggle, making it a dark humor piece that might resonate with those familiar with the pressures of working in healthcare.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Nov 12, 2024 12:16 pm

I still don't get it...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Nov 12, 2024 2:28 pm

ATM is evolving in front of us
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Nov 12, 2024 3:09 pm

hedge wrote: Tue Nov 12, 2024 12:16 pm I still don't get it...
It is satire for the healthcare industry. It means the doctor or nurse almost plunged their scissors into the head or spinal cord of an obnoxious patient. Obviously they are not going to do that but it does describe the anger and frustration many docs and nurses have with a tiny percentage of their patients.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Nov 12, 2024 3:16 pm

Oh. In that case, I wish you were the patient and I'd been wielding the scissors...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Nov 12, 2024 3:16 pm

aTm, did you type the query into chatGPT or did you just submit the photo and ask for an interpretation?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Tue Nov 12, 2024 6:23 pm

I typed it in.
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