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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Apr 08, 2022 12:02 pm

hedge wrote: Fri Apr 08, 2022 11:41 am
DooKSucks wrote: Fri Apr 08, 2022 9:36 am It was worse than when the pool boy cuckolded you?
That was a betrayal. Bad, yes, but not his fault. This other with the pickle jar, though, that's weakness...
Obviously, she viewed e as having a major weakness, hence the need for the pool boy to clean her innards out along with the pool...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Apr 08, 2022 12:55 pm

Probably has the same problem opening the oil cap on the 81 Toyota in the front yard.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Apr 08, 2022 3:26 pm

fuck you guys, I'm gonna go buy pickle jars and start working out
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Apr 08, 2022 6:41 pm

More like work out your pickle with some midget porn...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Fri Apr 08, 2022 7:33 pm

eCat wrote: Fri Apr 08, 2022 9:53 am heh...pool boy

good times
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sat Apr 09, 2022 10:54 am

another sign of weakness

I bought a pill organizer/reminder off of Amazon

its mostly for all these supplements I've been taking - 3 grape seed extract, DHEA, Saw Palmetto (every man over 50 should be taking that), fish oil, mutli vitamin, vitamin d, baby aspirin, along with my statin

its too much to keep up with so I had to get it organized.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sun Apr 10, 2022 7:34 pm

What's the saw palmetto for?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sun Apr 10, 2022 8:12 pm

enlarged prostate, I don't have one yet, but supposedly it helps keep things flowing
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Apr 12, 2022 9:21 am

another thing I've done that is out of left field

I've started buying snake plants. They are natures oxygen factory.

Supposedly if you were in a sealed 8x10 room and 6-8 snake plants, they would generate more than enough oxygen for you to survive.

So it takes about 12-16 plants to scrub the air in an 1800 sq ft home.

I'm going to put 10 or so plants on each floor of my house.

we have so many now my wife is setting a timer on her phone to remind us to water them
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 12, 2022 10:21 am

Preppers. Geesh.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 12, 2022 1:28 pm

Snake plants are also known as mother-in-law's tongue...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Apr 12, 2022 1:33 pm

I just like the idea of a natural approach to cleaning the air in the house.

Watched some show awhile back about a family that had their icemaker leak which created toxic mold that messed up the kid and made the husband stare off into space trying to form a coherent sentence

My icemaker leaked like theirs did about a year ago.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 12, 2022 1:46 pm

I can see how the thought of that would jar you...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Apr 13, 2022 1:04 pm

Enjoy the smell once the roots start to rot...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Fri Apr 22, 2022 5:24 pm

This will be fun to watch for a couple shows.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Apr 22, 2022 5:45 pm

Goon Squad

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 25, 2022 9:20 pm

Some local dude that the MIF is "friends" with on Facebook just posted this. All the replies were along the lines of "That's hilarious!!" I think it's mildly creepy and even less funny...

I have told Aidan over and over again...."if you keep barging through my bedroom door, eventually, you are going to see something you do not want to"! Well...it finally happened.
After the initial shock, he asked if his would get as big as mine. I told him, all the Griffith men were of "decent" size, so yeah probably so. He ran out of the bedroom. After a few minutes, I checked on him and found him eating celery and doing crunches.
I guess my belly is starting to poke out.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 25, 2022 9:24 pm

You've never been a dad with a sense of humor.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Tue Apr 26, 2022 6:01 am

Not creepy, but too wordy to be funny. Sounds like a guy trying too hard to be the internet clown.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 26, 2022 10:07 am

It's Facebook.

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