Obviously, she viewed e as having a major weakness, hence the need for the pool boy to clean her innards out along with the pool...
Uncle Bud
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Re: Uncle Bud
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Probably has the same problem opening the oil cap on the 81 Toyota in the front yard.
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Re: Uncle Bud
fuck you guys, I'm gonna go buy pickle jars and start working out
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
More like work out your pickle with some midget porn...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
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Re: Uncle Bud
another sign of weakness
I bought a pill organizer/reminder off of Amazon
its mostly for all these supplements I've been taking - 3 grape seed extract, DHEA, Saw Palmetto (every man over 50 should be taking that), fish oil, mutli vitamin, vitamin d, baby aspirin, along with my statin
its too much to keep up with so I had to get it organized.
I bought a pill organizer/reminder off of Amazon
its mostly for all these supplements I've been taking - 3 grape seed extract, DHEA, Saw Palmetto (every man over 50 should be taking that), fish oil, mutli vitamin, vitamin d, baby aspirin, along with my statin
its too much to keep up with so I had to get it organized.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
What's the saw palmetto for?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
enlarged prostate, I don't have one yet, but supposedly it helps keep things flowing
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
another thing I've done that is out of left field
I've started buying snake plants. They are natures oxygen factory.
Supposedly if you were in a sealed 8x10 room and 6-8 snake plants, they would generate more than enough oxygen for you to survive.
So it takes about 12-16 plants to scrub the air in an 1800 sq ft home.
I'm going to put 10 or so plants on each floor of my house.
we have so many now my wife is setting a timer on her phone to remind us to water them
I've started buying snake plants. They are natures oxygen factory.
Supposedly if you were in a sealed 8x10 room and 6-8 snake plants, they would generate more than enough oxygen for you to survive.
So it takes about 12-16 plants to scrub the air in an 1800 sq ft home.
I'm going to put 10 or so plants on each floor of my house.
we have so many now my wife is setting a timer on her phone to remind us to water them
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Preppers. Geesh.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Snake plants are also known as mother-in-law's tongue...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
I just like the idea of a natural approach to cleaning the air in the house.
Watched some show awhile back about a family that had their icemaker leak which created toxic mold that messed up the kid and made the husband stare off into space trying to form a coherent sentence
My icemaker leaked like theirs did about a year ago.
Watched some show awhile back about a family that had their icemaker leak which created toxic mold that messed up the kid and made the husband stare off into space trying to form a coherent sentence
My icemaker leaked like theirs did about a year ago.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
I can see how the thought of that would jar you...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
This will be fun to watch for a couple shows.
https://www.insidehook.com/daily_brief/ ... ers-fights
https://www.insidehook.com/daily_brief/ ... ers-fights
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Re: Uncle Bud
Goon Squad
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Some local dude that the MIF is "friends" with on Facebook just posted this. All the replies were along the lines of "That's hilarious!!" I think it's mildly creepy and even less funny...
I have told Aidan over and over again...."if you keep barging through my bedroom door, eventually, you are going to see something you do not want to"! Well...it finally happened.
After the initial shock, he asked if his would get as big as mine. I told him, all the Griffith men were of "decent" size, so yeah probably so. He ran out of the bedroom. After a few minutes, I checked on him and found him eating celery and doing crunches.
I guess my belly is starting to poke out.
I have told Aidan over and over again...."if you keep barging through my bedroom door, eventually, you are going to see something you do not want to"! Well...it finally happened.
After the initial shock, he asked if his would get as big as mine. I told him, all the Griffith men were of "decent" size, so yeah probably so. He ran out of the bedroom. After a few minutes, I checked on him and found him eating celery and doing crunches.
I guess my belly is starting to poke out.
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
You've never been a dad with a sense of humor.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Not creepy, but too wordy to be funny. Sounds like a guy trying too hard to be the internet clown.
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Re: Uncle Bud
It's Facebook.