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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Jan 15, 2021 1:28 pm

eCat wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 9:32 am
sardis wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 7:58 am Btw, I’m working remote in the mountains and ate at a local pub last night and a 70 year old guy sits a few seats from me at the bar wearing a Kentucky jacket. He grew up in Kentucky and just retired here. Of course I had to hear the whole history of Kentucky athletics in the 50s 60s and 70s when he played football for them. Couldn’t scarf my food and get my check fast enough.

Did learn one thing I didn’t know before. Bear Bryant coached at Kentucky before A&M and was successful there. Even beat the number one team one year, but Kentucky treated him like shit so he left.
the story is they gave Rupp a Cadillac for winning the championship and Bryant got a Rolex, so he moved on to Texas Tech.'

Pat Summit was going to coach at UK too, but she was offered crap money and turned us down.
It was a zippo lighter...Rupp even went on the Bear Bryant show one time, and they joked about it.

The Last Coach is a great read about Bryant. I highly recommend it.
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Post by DooKSucks » Fri Jan 15, 2021 1:31 pm

Trump and the governor of Kentucky went around the state guzzling bourbon and banging chicks like it was no one’s business. Bryant’s reputation as a womanizer and partier was so bad that it nearly kept him from being hired at A&M and Bama.

Hell, Bryant would go out drinking with Frank Sinatra and keep up with that crowd.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:29 pm

a lighter? that's really bad
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Jan 15, 2021 4:30 pm

"And no one here would tolerate a coach losing games to make sure a kid who is shooting 23% gets a lionshare of playing time over a kid that went 7-10 in 3 point shooting his first game out"

Luckily UNC fans don't have to tolerate it. That's one reason we haven't been able to recruit at quite the same level as UK and Duke year and and year out. But we've done OK. Went to back to back championship games with both teams full of juniors and seniors. Roy develops players. Nassir Little came in a couple years ago and was supposed to be the greatest ever, he wasn't and he averaged less than 20 minutes per game. This year we had a loaded recruiting class and Kerwin Walton, a 3 star out of Minnesota (or somewhere) is starting to get more playing time than most of the 5 stars. Why? He does what Roy coaches him to do and he makes shots. He'd never see the floor at UK...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jan 16, 2021 6:21 pm

Damn UK.

Just Damn.

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Post by eCat » Sat Jan 16, 2021 7:16 pm

hedge wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 4:30 pm "And no one here would tolerate a coach losing games to make sure a kid who is shooting 23% gets a lionshare of playing time over a kid that went 7-10 in 3 point shooting his first game out"

Luckily UNC fans don't have to tolerate it. That's one reason we haven't been able to recruit at quite the same level as UK and Duke year and and year out. But we've done OK. Went to back to back championship games with both teams full of juniors and seniors. Roy develops players. Nassir Little came in a couple years ago and was supposed to be the greatest ever, he wasn't and he averaged less than 20 minutes per game. This year we had a loaded recruiting class and Kerwin Walton, a 3 star out of Minnesota (or somewhere) is starting to get more playing time than most of the 5 stars. Why? He does what Roy coaches him to do and he makes shots. He'd never see the floor at UK...
Cal's stud recruit, Boston, scored 5 points and had 5 turnovers today




Afterwards Cal was asked why Allen and Toppin didn't start the second half and answer was he wants to win every game he coaches but doesn't want to take their heart away.

"their" being Boston's fragile ego of not getting the lionshare of minutes playing in a game.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Jan 16, 2021 7:18 pm

Lots of players getting playing time at UK these days. That's unusual...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Jan 16, 2021 7:22 pm

I think 10 minutes into the game the score was 9-4

Today's game took college basketball back to the days of peach baskets.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jan 16, 2021 7:26 pm

No it didn't. UK just sucks

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Jan 16, 2021 7:42 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Sat Jan 16, 2021 8:10 pm

If this Dontae kid is so good, how come he’s not a sure fire pro?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jan 16, 2021 8:19 pm

It's UK. They all are in High School

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Jan 17, 2021 12:07 am

In fairness, if you're not winning games, you're not helping your players' NBA dreams come true. Cal has done that for the most part. But, as always, UK fans' idea of what they're entitled to is far outside the realm of reality, certainly based on their historical record...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Jan 17, 2021 9:57 am

sardis wrote: Sat Jan 16, 2021 8:10 pm If this Dontae kid is so good, how come he’s not a sure fire pro?
the issue isn't that Dontae is so good - although he is a prolific scorer which is what we desperately need, its that Cal's other guys are so bad there is no excuse as to why he is not putting the kid in.

Boston's contribution is continually in the net negative, the Alabama game he was -23. He is shooting 17% on the season as a 3 point shooter - and Cal keeps giving him the green light to shoot. He had 31 minutes in the game against Auburn
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Jan 17, 2021 10:56 am

I wish Cal would give him the green light to shoot you...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jan 17, 2021 11:09 am

B+

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Jan 17, 2021 11:58 am

I don't usually do those towards eCat but I couldn't pass that one up..
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jan 17, 2021 1:07 pm

More often would be better. He has a thin foreskin.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:13 pm

UK, DUKE, UNC, all unranked. Fuck you losers!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Jan 18, 2021 6:29 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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