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Post by aTm » Mon Jun 01, 2020 5:17 pm

Alright, thanks everyone again for playing 2020 disaster bingo...<rustle, shuffle rustle>...next up...Ebola outbreak!
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 01, 2020 5:18 pm

Sorry e. Hope your compound is almost fortified
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Post by sardis » Mon Jun 01, 2020 5:40 pm

So is dooksucks angling to become the next Judge Smails of his local country club?
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:11 pm

He married a chink. Application denied.
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Post by eCat » Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:20 pm

go to South Clifton tonight around 1am
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:23 pm

I already booked your wife for midnight
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Post by bluetick » Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:25 pm

I suppose Israelis plinking Arabs with .22s is kinda humane somehow.
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Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:23 pm I already booked your wife for midnight
you can pick up your daughter when you swing by
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by eCat » Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:34 pm

aTm wrote: ↑Mon Jun 01, 2020 5:17 pm Alright, thanks everyone again for playing 2020 disaster bingo...<rustle, shuffle rustle>...next up...Ebola outbreak!
murder hornets didn't even get their 15 minutes
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:40 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:31 pm
Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:23 pm I already booked your wife for midnight
you can pick up your daughter when you swing by
Keep her. Much cheaper.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:41 pm

Trump is Mr. Burns jacking off behind the curtain but watching.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:46 pm

Has the idiot in chief spoke yet?
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Post by hedge » Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:57 pm

Hey aTm, Tucker Carlson just sassed your police chief, what are you gonna do about it?
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Post by eCat » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:27 pm

I bet they think twice before they quarantine this nation again
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by eCat » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:34 pm

if the Minneapolis police is going to take a position that George Floyd wasn't healthy enough to tolerate being strangled for 9 minutes after the autopsy, they should probably rethink that strategy a bit.

Their best tactic should be the body cams showing him resisting arrest, belligerent and them unable to put him peacefully in the back of a police car requiring they restrain him until a suitable transportation vehicle arrives.

If body cams don't show that, then some popo is going to jail for a few years.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:50 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:11 pm He married a chink. Application denied.
No. I married a decidedly WASP Fayetteville gal...
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Post by aTm » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:53 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:57 pm Hey aTm, Tucker Carlson just sassed your police chief, what are you gonna do about it?
I don’t know if he needs to be sassed, but our police chief is basically Erik Estrada from CHiPs if he went on to become a police chief.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 01, 2020 10:13 pm

Trump is Mr. Burns jacking off behind the curtain but watching.

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