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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Apr 01, 2019 10:18 am

Jungle Rat wrote:Bryce Brown had something to do with that.
More Harper I think
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 01, 2019 10:24 am

I see that too. He looks a kid from The Wire. Marlo Stanfield
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 01, 2019 10:25 am

"You guys underachieved this year, OWN IT."

Yeah, we underachieved, but this was the year of the goddamn all-time greatest team ever assembled, the mighty Duke Blue Devils. Anything less than a championship achieved by winning every tourny game by double digits was going to be underachieving for Duke this year, and you barely made it to the Sweet 16 and then you barely made it to the Elite 8 and then you didn't even make it to the FF. No title, not even an appearance in the title game (which would've still been an underachievement had you lost, but no need to worry about that b/c you didn't make it to the title game), not ever a FF appearance. This was the biggest bed-shit of all-time, even worse than UK's squad that was loaded with future 9-figure NBA contract players that lost to West Virginia. It's not even close. So get your ass outta here with that mewling about UNC underachieving this year...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Mon Apr 01, 2019 10:34 am

Hedge is correct... IMO, UK has underachieved just as much if not more than unc since their title in '12. Roy and Cal have both wasted championships on some of the best talent in college basketball history.

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ESPN talking heads that are invested in Duke are killing Coach K this morning.

Even Greenburg is saying "now we won't be DSPN or ZSPN" anymore.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 01, 2019 10:35 am

Point. Hedge. Duke was supposed to be by far the Greatest team this decade at least and they could only scrape and claw to an elite 8 loss. Very disappointing.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Lovely day on the Plains......

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 01, 2019 10:57 am

crotch wrote:Hedge is correct... IMO, UK has underachieved just as much if not more than unc since their title in '12. Roy and Cal have both wasted championships on some of the best talent in college basketball history.
I actually don't think UK has underachieved under Cal. Yeah, I'm going to give UK fans shit b/c I know that all you care about is titles, but in reality I feel like making the FF is a major achievement. UK went to 4 FF's in 5 years, got to the title game twice and won it all once (and just as a side note, made 3 other Elite 8's, which almost any other program would be ecstatic with just that). That's not underachieving by anybody's standards, except maybe to UK fans', but you guys don't live in reality...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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hedge wrote:"You guys underachieved this year, OWN IT."

Yeah, we underachieved, but this was the year of the goddamn all-time greatest team ever assembled, the mighty Duke Blue Devils. Anything less than a championship achieved by winning every tourny game by double digits was going to be underachieving for Duke this year, and you barely made it to the Sweet 16 and then you barely made it to the Elite 8 and then you didn't even make it to the FF. No title, not even an appearance in the title game (which would've still been an underachievement had you lost, but no need to worry about that b/c you didn't make it to the title game), not ever a FF appearance. This was the biggest bed-shit of all-time, even worse than UK's squad that was loaded with future 9-figure NBA contract players that lost to West Virginia. It's not even close. So get your ass outta here with that mewling about UNC underachieving this year...
I don't give a good goddamn what your definition of "the all-time greatest team ever assembled" is or was. I never said that, I didn't hear Duke fans saying that, I didn't hear "talking heads" on ESPN or sports radio saying that. You could say this team was over-exposed in the media relative to its talent and obvious deficiencies (FT shooting and lack of a consistent 3-point threat being two), but I'd wipe my ass with any shitty made-up "anything less than an NCAA title" narrative from a Tar Hole fan looking for something to feel better about. Go fuck yourself.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:21 am

Dude. How young does dementia start showing its colors because you're fucking close after that post. Crazy is right.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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CameronCrazy wrote:
hedge wrote:"You guys underachieved this year, OWN IT."

Yeah, we underachieved, but this was the year of the goddamn all-time greatest team ever assembled, the mighty Duke Blue Devils. Anything less than a championship achieved by winning every tourny game by double digits was going to be underachieving for Duke this year, and you barely made it to the Sweet 16 and then you barely made it to the Elite 8 and then you didn't even make it to the FF. No title, not even an appearance in the title game (which would've still been an underachievement had you lost, but no need to worry about that b/c you didn't make it to the title game), not ever a FF appearance. This was the biggest bed-shit of all-time, even worse than UK's squad that was loaded with future 9-figure NBA contract players that lost to West Virginia. It's not even close. So get your ass outta here with that mewling about UNC underachieving this year...
I don't give a good goddamn what your definition of "the all-time greatest team ever assembled" is or was. I never said that, I didn't hear Duke fans saying that, I didn't hear "talking heads" on ESPN or sports radio saying that. You could say this team was over-exposed in the media relative to its talent and obvious deficiencies (FT shooting and lack of a consistent 3-point threat being two), but I'd wipe my ass with any shitty made-up "anything less than an NCAA title" narrative from a Tar Hole fan looking for something to feel better about. Go fuck yourself.

Coach K took a serious hit yesterday . What that results in I don't know but he'll take another hit when he loses 4 or 5 players and all that brotherhood horseshit goes up in smoke.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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hedge wrote:
crotch wrote:Hedge is correct... IMO, UK has underachieved just as much if not more than unc since their title in '12. Roy and Cal have both wasted championships on some of the best talent in college basketball history.
I actually don't think UK has underachieved under Cal. Yeah, I'm going to give UK fans shit b/c I know that all you care about is titles, but in reality I feel like making the FF is a major achievement. UK went to 4 FF's in 5 years, got to the title game twice and won it all once (and just as a side note, made 3 other Elite 8's, which almost any other program would be ecstatic with just that). That's not underachieving by anybody's standards, except maybe to UK fans', but you guys don't live in reality...
that's why I love being a UK fan.

you'd be considered a sunshine pumper on the UK forum - get that participation trophy shit out of here.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:46 am

CC, take your loser shut and go home. UNC beat dook twice this year, definitively, and your only win came on a rim out by the Heels. But you think rim jobs are wins anyway. Go finger your ass and lick it

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:48 am

CameronCrazy wrote:
DooKSucks wrote:
CameronCrazy wrote:
You are hanging your hat on a goddamned conference tournament championship? That is fucking pathetic

Let’s play a game and compare two coaches over the past four years. Can you guess who the coaches are?

Coach 1
* 16 Five Star Recruits
* Recruiting Class Rankings: 2; 1; 1; 1
* 5 Wins Against Arch-Rival
* 9 NCAA Tournament Wins
* 0 Final Fours
* 0 National Championships

Coach 2
* 3 Five Star Recruits
* Recruiting Class Rankings: 70; 14; 19; 14
* 6 Wins Against Arch-Rival
* 14 NCAA Tournament Wins
* 2 Final Fours
* 1 Runner Up Finish
* 1 National Championship
Hey asshat, we're talking about THIS year. I get that in a year your team crapped the bed as a #1 seed and couldn't get past the Sweet Sixteen, and lost to Duke as Duke won the ACC tourney, you want to deflect attention from those facts. As far as the ACC Tournament goes, if UNCheat doesn't care about the ACC Tournament, do us all a favor and STAY THE FUCK HOME. Either you're going for a title or you aren't. You guys underachieved this year, OWN IT.
You dumb cocksucksing cunt,

Carolina didn't under achieve in the least. Dook had what was supposed to be a generational talent, the alleged greatest coach in any sport to ever put on a pair of pants and a team of allegedly elite players. That bunch of mewling cunts couldn't get past the regionals.

Carolina lost to a damn good team. Dook under-acheived massively. Enjoy your recruiting championship and pre-season rankings, you cock gobbling bitch.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by 10ac » Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:57 am

You guys hang banners for fourth place?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Mon Apr 01, 2019 12:06 pm

purdue Virginia best gaem I've seen in awhile

ttechs defense has been smothering all year long. well coached obviously--beard started coaching under knight for 6 years

wouldn't surprise me if beard winds up in ucla

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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Apr 01, 2019 12:15 pm

10ac wrote:You guys hang banners for fourth place?
Does Tennessee even hang banners in anything these days?
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Post by eCat » Mon Apr 01, 2019 12:17 pm

of all the teams I was the most disappointed in UT. I really thought they were the best team in the SEC this year.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by bluetick » Mon Apr 01, 2019 12:41 pm

UT up 2 pts vs Purdue with 2.7 seconds to go. (1) Purdue takes 7 seconds to get the ball in, (2) Edwards catches with right foot on baseline, and (3) our guy doesn't touch him on his missed 3pt shot, but he kicks his right leg out and gets the call. A total screw job but there have been others (UCF vs Duke, VT vs Duke, etc).
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 01, 2019 1:04 pm

"you'd be considered a sunshine pumper on the UK forum - get that participation trophy shit out of here."

Yeah, that's why I said it's fun to sass UK fans about "underachieving" b/c you don't live in reality. In the 60+ years since Rupp's last title, UK has won exactly 4 NC's. Now, that's a lot more than most programs, but the reality is UK is averaging 1 NC every 15 years in that time, but they act like they should be winning it every year. I guess it's nice to have the attitude that you should win it every year, but it's just not reality, even based on your own program's standards. Not even close...
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