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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:14 pm

NC has draconian, backwards alcohol laws. Thankfully, it looks like the government’s monopoly on liquor distribution and sells (all ABC stores are owned by local governments) is about to be broken with legislation that is working its way through the state legislature.

ALE agents (NC’s gestappo for alcohol and gambling) and local ABC agents are the damn worst. That TABC agent would fit right in with these asshats down here.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Mar 11, 2019 1:03 am

Ive been drinking since I was 11 and im ok.
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Post by eCat » Mon Mar 11, 2019 1:17 am

I think you meant to say you've been drinking since 11....am
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:05 am

6 am actually
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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Mar 11, 2019 2:16 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:6 am actually
We only do that during football season...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:36 pm

Its always football season
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Post by Tony Clifton » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:32 pm

You Mr. Jungle Rat are an abomination.
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Post by bluetick » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:50 pm

Kinda like a Yeti, amirite?
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Post by hedge » Wed Mar 20, 2019 12:27 pm

Damn, that's like something out of True Detective. All the way to the governor's office!
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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Mar 20, 2019 9:47 pm

hedge wrote:Damn, that's like something out of True Detective. All the way to the governor's office!
Texas’ Governor’s political career was ruined because of his involvement with the SMU scandal 30+ years ago...
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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:17 pm

Louisiana has always had colorful characters in high political office - The Long Brothers, Edwin Edwards... The voters appear to like their leaders on the crooked side.

Any LA public official who did those things as accused will probably get a bump in his/her poll numbers.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:07 pm

Looks like JugHead retired.
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Post by Saint » Thu Mar 28, 2019 3:26 am

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Post by hedge » Thu Mar 28, 2019 7:52 am

What does that mean?
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Post by eCat » Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:58 am

I assume he meant chew his ass out because he doesn't know that eating ass is a thing now with millennial's
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by hedge » Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:18 am

If by a thing with millennial's you mean eating ass has been around for millennia then yes...
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Post by eCat » Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:43 am

posting about doing it on facebook hasn't
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 02, 2019 1:01 pm

So much for the AAF. The NFL totally fucked them. They should have supported an alternative minor league besides the NCAA.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 02, 2019 1:05 pm

Both NFL and NFLPA fucked them. Over money of course.
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