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Football Stuff (Brian Kelly Is An Ass)

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:05 pm

It's hard to believe the Bungles are still in it and have already won 8 games. I figured they'd get 8 between this year & next. If that. What's not hard to believe is how the fans have finally turned their back on Mike Brown. Finally. Last 2 home games have averaged 41K. 6 of 7 home games have been blacked out this year and the only way their final game against the Ravens wont be is if it means anything, and that's a big if on New Years Day. Worst attendance in the NFL at 75%. Yet still, the TV ratings haven't been any higher, ever. Remind me why the blackout rule works. The NFL designed this game for TV. Having a 55" plasma, my own oven, bathroom, beer tap, Findlay Market a skip away & Bose surround sure beats drunk Steeler fan puking on my shoes.
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Re: Football Stuff (Brian Kelly Is An Ass)

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:33 pm

If you are a player, are multiple concussions worth the ccccaaaassssshhhhhhh????

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Re: Football Stuff (Brian Kelly Is An Ass)

Post by Bklyn » Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:48 pm

Meh, I would've cheated too.
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Re: Football Stuff (Brian Kelly Is An Ass)

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:59 pm

No doubt
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Post by Hizzy III » Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:40 pm

I wouldn't even be in a position to have cheated, since I wouldn't have bothered with her to begin with. Just not my type.
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Re: Football Stuff (Brian Kelly Is An Ass)

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Dec 30, 2011 2:50 pm

At least Woody went out with a bang.

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Post by TheBigMook » Fri Dec 30, 2011 2:57 pm

So did Paterno... an ass bang.
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Re: Football Stuff (Brian Kelly Is An Ass)

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:26 pm

Dude. Lay off the meth.
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Re: Football Stuff (Brian Kelly Is An Ass)

Post by It's me Karen » Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:36 pm

Did no one see Hayes clock that guy? lol They stopped the damn replay right before he did it. Schleister probably had a previous bet with his bookie on a knockout by Hayes.
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Re: Football Stuff (Brian Kelly Is An Ass)

Post by 10ac » Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:42 pm

K Jackson is a cocksucker.
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Re: Football Stuff (Brian Kelly Is An Ass)

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 02, 2012 12:32 am

I think the Bengals have the best opponent possible for their next game. They can beat the Texans. They should have the first time.
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Re: Football Stuff (Brian Kelly Is An Ass)

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:50 pm

"With the 17th pick of the 2012 NFL First Round Draft the Cincinnati Bengals select"....

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Re: Football Stuff (Brian Kelly Is An Ass)

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:12 pm

Bold move by the Colts ownership.
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Re: Football Stuff (Brian Kelly Is An Ass)

Post by Bklyn » Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:34 am

It was a bellwether to Peyton, too.
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Re: Football Stuff (Brian Kelly Is An Ass)

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jan 08, 2012 7:14 pm

Has a kickoff ever been returned at Mile High this year? Seems pointless to even bother with the new rule.
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Re: Football Stuff (Brian Kelly Is An Ass)

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:06 pm

This game is boring. Time to switch to Hawaii 5-0
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Re: Football Stuff (Brian Kelly Is An Ass)

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:25 pm

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Re: Football Stuff (Brian Kelly Is An Ass)

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