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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Mon Feb 20, 2023 10:54 am

Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Feb 21, 2023 8:30 am

Tree posting home videos again?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Feb 21, 2023 8:07 pm

Nice gig...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Feb 21, 2023 8:08 pm

"In the New Testament, four different times Jesus tells his followers to always pay their taxes. Why is it in the United States that churches don’t have to pay taxes? The IRS figures if all churches paid their fair share of 15% taxes that it would total over $2 trillion a year."
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Post by aTm » Tue Feb 21, 2023 8:32 pm

If he’s really paying himself a $54 million salary then he’s probably paying more tax himself than what the church would paying 15%. I guarantee you the church is like corporation and would simply not turn a profit each year.

Churches arent trying to make a profit, they would just spend more to ensure they break even and all of us would pay more for government paper pushers to waste a fuckload of time auditing and enforcing them to earn $0 more in tax
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Tue Feb 21, 2023 8:39 pm

Now Im sure state and local governments salivate over the potential property taxes….
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 22, 2023 7:50 am

I understand Osteen's appeal. He preaches the easy path to heaven, a generous god that only wants what is best for you. He preaches a religion of mental well being without the price tag of guilt or ownership of sin. Instead of a life of obedience serving God, he flipped the script and preaches making God work for you. People flock to that shit. Its the fast food of Christianity.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Wed Feb 22, 2023 8:35 am

Preachers pay income tax on their salaries, except they can exempt out of SS tax and have an exemption for housing costs, which, for him, is quite a tax break. I'm seeing alot of poor preachers retire without paying into SS and are now not able to get benefits because they exempted out of paying. Bad choice for poorer preachers, good choice for rich televangelists

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Wed Feb 22, 2023 9:05 am

eCat wrote: Wed Feb 22, 2023 7:50 am I understand Osteen's appeal. He preaches the easy path to heaven, a generous god that only wants what is best for you. He preaches a religion of mental well being without the price tag of guilt or ownership of sin. Instead of a life of obedience serving God, he flipped the script and preaches making God work for you. People flock to that shit. Its the fast food of Christianity.
He’s just another televangelist crook that exploits the poor and promises financial windfalls if folks donate to his church. He just talks slower, no speaking in tongues or making people pass out, and he has a softer smile.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Thu Feb 23, 2023 10:33 am

The Murdaugh Murders documentary is out now on Netflix. Just had time to watch the first episode where they get into the boat accident back in 2019. Very good since it was basically the other four in the boat, that are still alive, that are the whole narrative.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Feb 23, 2023 11:19 am

Bew-fert

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Thu Feb 23, 2023 4:15 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Feb 23, 2023 4:52 pm

No doubt Stimpy believes this is real & donated to her go fund me ransom page.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Feb 24, 2023 5:18 pm

I'm seeing a pattern with Murdaugh on the stand

The prosecutor asks a question and Murdaugh answers, then a follow up question where Murdaugh asks for clarification, then he (Murdaugh) rejects whatever narrative the prosecutor presents and gives a slightly altered variation of it, making it seem like he refutes what the prosecutor said and backs it up with factual information

Like

On May 21, Paul confront you about the pills?

May 21? no

are you sure

then he will go into this long story explaining, in this case how it was his wife who found the pills, and then she told his son and his son texted him about them

and what its doing, at least in my mind, is constantly undermining the prosecutor to the jury where they think every accusations he (the prosecutor ) makes is wrong, and Alex has to correct him.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Sat Feb 25, 2023 12:49 am

This is some old school shit.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Feb 25, 2023 5:03 pm

I swear. Fucking Florida.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sat Feb 25, 2023 7:03 pm

Florida is all about small government...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 01, 2023 9:25 am

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Mar 01, 2023 9:38 am

Crazy!

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