Alabama Crimson Tide

Moderators: aTm, Dr. Strangelove, AlabamAlum, innocentbystander

User avatar
AlabamAlum
Legend
Posts: 10074
Joined: Mon May 30, 2011 9:12 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Alabama
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: SixToe, Alabama
Contact:

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:34 pm

Heard that they hooked a fouintain to the Tebow statue so it can cry when the Gators lose.
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
— Abraham Lincoln
__________________________________________

Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.

User avatar
Professor Tiger
All-American
Posts: 9889
Joined: Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:26 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Auburn
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Sun Oct 02, 2011 11:12 pm

Brantley got Colt McCoy'd in the Swamp. At least he made it almost through the half, not the first series.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident… by the — you know — you know the thing.” - Democrat Presidential Candidate Joe Biden

User avatar
Professor Tiger
All-American
Posts: 9889
Joined: Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:26 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Auburn
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Sun Oct 02, 2011 11:25 pm

Brantley is just now noticing bite marks on his knuckles and bruises shaped like a trash can lid.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident… by the — you know — you know the thing.” - Democrat Presidential Candidate Joe Biden

User avatar
AlabamAlum
Legend
Posts: 10074
Joined: Mon May 30, 2011 9:12 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Alabama
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: SixToe, Alabama
Contact:

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:57 am

Right before this play, AJ was jumping up and down, running around in circles, and pumping his fist in the air like a 9-year-old after too much sugar.

Saban ran out and screamed (you could read his lips) "CALM THE FUCK DOWN!"

Image
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
— Abraham Lincoln
__________________________________________

Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.

User avatar
10ac
Senior
Posts: 4871
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:55 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Tennessee
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by 10ac » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:19 am

Heh, saw that. And he did calm the fuck down.
Let 'er Blow!

User avatar
bluetick
All-American
Posts: 6092
Joined: Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:04 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Tennessee

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by bluetick » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:36 am

If anybody needs to calm the fuck down, it's Muschamp. That guy wants to throw down with the officials on every other play.
"OMG, this is terrible. This is the end of my presidency. I AM FUCKED!"

GBJs
Senior
Posts: 2345
Joined: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:20 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Alabama
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by GBJs » Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:53 pm

Love the Gator suit

I'm using the Tebow statue / fountain thing at work today. Here's your .05

Calm the fuck down is already a web hit. Almost as much as the "teachable moment" from last season

Prof, it was a dumpster we hit them with.

Tick, you're right. Saban gave him a good raising. Mack turned him into a whiner. I will say this though...I would have hated to have been Bostic after swinging. (I don't know if Muschamp was screaming at him for swinging or for missing...)
Worth. Every. Cent.

GBJs
Senior
Posts: 2345
Joined: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:20 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Alabama
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by GBJs » Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:55 pm

We have a chance, a chance mind you, of getting to Tennessee unbeaten. Vandy will strain our every muscle.
Worth. Every. Cent.

User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30206
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:25 pm

Meth labs are horrible.

User avatar
Professor Tiger
All-American
Posts: 9889
Joined: Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:26 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Auburn
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:19 pm

GBJs wrote:We have a chance, a chance mind you, of getting to Tennessee unbeaten. Vandy will strain our every muscle.
Heh
“We hold these truths to be self-evident… by the — you know — you know the thing.” - Democrat Presidential Candidate Joe Biden

User avatar
AlabamAlum
Legend
Posts: 10074
Joined: Mon May 30, 2011 9:12 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Alabama
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: SixToe, Alabama
Contact:

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:23 pm

Vanderbilt is 15th in scoring D.
25th in rush D,
23rd in pass D,
and 11th in total defense.

The Dores are playing big time defense.
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
— Abraham Lincoln
__________________________________________

Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.

User avatar
Professor Tiger
All-American
Posts: 9889
Joined: Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:26 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Auburn
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:30 pm

The padawan is followed by the master.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident… by the — you know — you know the thing.” - Democrat Presidential Candidate Joe Biden

User avatar
AlabamAlum
Legend
Posts: 10074
Joined: Mon May 30, 2011 9:12 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Alabama
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: SixToe, Alabama
Contact:

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:41 pm

Say what you will, but the stats don't lie: They are playing good defense.

They have played 2 SEC games and are 1-1 in those games. Their defense held Ole Miss to 7 and South Carolina to 14 points.
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
— Abraham Lincoln
__________________________________________

Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.

User avatar
Professor Tiger
All-American
Posts: 9889
Joined: Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:26 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Auburn
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:08 pm

You will destroy them. 30-0 by the half, at least.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident… by the — you know — you know the thing.” - Democrat Presidential Candidate Joe Biden

User avatar
AlabamAlum
Legend
Posts: 10074
Joined: Mon May 30, 2011 9:12 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Alabama
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: SixToe, Alabama
Contact:

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:13 pm

No way. Give me Vandy and 30 points for the first half, I'll even give you 2:1 odds. What do you want to wager?

It'll be something like 21-7 or 17-0 or so...
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
— Abraham Lincoln
__________________________________________

Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.

GBJs
Senior
Posts: 2345
Joined: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:20 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Alabama
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by GBJs » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:09 pm

Don't bother them with facts AA... there's still an unfounded belief in these parts you've been guilty sandbagging versus purveying truth.
Worth. Every. Cent.

User avatar
Professor Tiger
All-American
Posts: 9889
Joined: Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:26 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Auburn
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:45 pm

When facing the dreaded "Dores...

G,BIIT
“We hold these truths to be self-evident… by the — you know — you know the thing.” - Democrat Presidential Candidate Joe Biden

gule
Sophomore
Posts: 306
Joined: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:56 am
College Hoops Affiliation: South Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by gule » Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:40 am

stopp hit

GBJs
Senior
Posts: 2345
Joined: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:20 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Alabama
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by GBJs » Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:54 pm

Professor Tiger wrote:When facing the dreaded "Dores...

G,BIIT
I'm not sure it's G,BIIT bad. I expect we'll scratch out a win. Perhaps it's just that Vandy has had more defensive success this season than we're used to seeing.

I was basing part of it on the fact that they held USCe to 14 points, but Auburn and Ted Roof held 'em to 13 so I was obviously wrong about that one...
Worth. Every. Cent.

User avatar
Professor Tiger
All-American
Posts: 9889
Joined: Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:26 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Auburn
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:40 pm

was basing part of it on the fact that they held USCe to 14 points, but Auburn and Ted Roof held 'em to 13 so I was obviously wrong about that one...
We held USC to 13 because Garcia played like he was still drunk from the night before.

Akie will light up our secondary like a Christmas tree next Saturday.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident… by the — you know — you know the thing.” - Democrat Presidential Candidate Joe Biden

Post Reply