Alabama Crimson Tide

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:34 pm

Heard that they hooked a fouintain to the Tebow statue so it can cry when the Gators lose.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 11:12 pm

Brantley got Colt McCoy'd in the Swamp. At least he made it almost through the half, not the first series.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 11:25 pm

Brantley is just now noticing bite marks on his knuckles and bruises shaped like a trash can lid.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:57 am

Right before this play, AJ was jumping up and down, running around in circles, and pumping his fist in the air like a 9-year-old after too much sugar.

Saban ran out and screamed (you could read his lips) "CALM THE FUCK DOWN!"

10ac · Post by **10ac** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:19 am

Heh, saw that. And he did calm the fuck down.

bluetick · Post by **bluetick** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:36 am

If anybody needs to calm the fuck down, it's Muschamp. That guy wants to throw down with the officials on every other play.

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:53 pm

Love the Gator suit

I'm using the Tebow statue / fountain thing at work today. Here's your .05

Calm the fuck down is already a web hit. Almost as much as the "teachable moment" from last season

Prof, it was a dumpster we hit them with.

Tick, you're right. Saban gave him a good raising. Mack turned him into a whiner. I will say this though...I would have hated to have been Bostic after swinging. (I don't know if Muschamp was screaming at him for swinging or for missing...)

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:55 pm

We have a chance, a chance mind you, of getting to Tennessee unbeaten. Vandy will strain our every muscle.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:25 pm

Meth labs are horrible.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:19 pm

GBJs wrote:We have a chance, a chance mind you, of getting to Tennessee unbeaten. Vandy will strain our every muscle.

Heh

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:23 pm

Vanderbilt is 15th in scoring D.
25th in rush D,
23rd in pass D,
and 11th in total defense.

The Dores are playing big time defense.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:30 pm

The padawan is followed by the master.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:41 pm

Say what you will, but the stats don't lie: They are playing good defense.

They have played 2 SEC games and are 1-1 in those games. Their defense held Ole Miss to 7 and South Carolina to 14 points.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:08 pm

You will destroy them. 30-0 by the half, at least.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:13 pm

No way. Give me Vandy and 30 points for the first half, I'll even give you 2:1 odds. What do you want to wager?

It'll be something like 21-7 or 17-0 or so...

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:09 pm

Don't bother them with facts AA... there's still an unfounded belief in these parts you've been guilty sandbagging versus purveying truth.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:45 pm

When facing the dreaded "Dores...

G,BIIT

gule · Post by **gule** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:40 am

stopp hit

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:54 pm

Professor Tiger wrote:When facing the dreaded "Dores...

G,BIIT

I'm not sure it's G,BIIT bad. I expect we'll scratch out a win. Perhaps it's just that Vandy has had more defensive success this season than we're used to seeing.

I was basing part of it on the fact that they held USCe to 14 points, but Auburn and Ted Roof held 'em to 13 so I was obviously wrong about that one...

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:40 pm

was basing part of it on the fact that they held USCe to 14 points, but Auburn and Ted Roof held 'em to 13 so I was obviously wrong about that one...

We held USC to 13 because Garcia played like he was still drunk from the night before.

Akie will light up our secondary like a Christmas tree next Saturday.

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