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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Feb 23, 2016 2:34 pm

You made it sound so pedestrian when you first mentioned it...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Feb 23, 2016 2:53 pm

Well, perhaps it is. My disappointment in the post was more about how I flew in for just one day, though.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Tue Feb 23, 2016 4:35 pm

They called Hedge "Gomer" when he lived in SF.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Feb 23, 2016 6:00 pm

Imagine that

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Feb 23, 2016 9:26 pm

They called Stu "crackhead"...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Wed Feb 24, 2016 12:31 am

I wish someone would crack your head.
Let 'er Blow!

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Feb 24, 2016 8:52 am

Not bad...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 03, 2016 12:11 pm

E. What's up with the chick on FB tagging you with her bootie pics?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Mar 03, 2016 12:19 pm

Yeah, what's up with that?
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Post by eCat » Thu Mar 03, 2016 12:32 pm

fuck

I don't know I had 3 people at work just IM about her saying she was putting shit on my page

out of the blue she messages me and says she went to my college and wants to be friends

Ok, whatever

then she starts with the "who wants to fuck me pics"

I had one this morning so right off thet bat I had to tell me wife

she has 20 friends total

Why she chose me - a 50 year old fat bald guy that posts maybe once every 2 weeks and has a picture of his wife in his profile is beyond me out of the millions of horny guys that would actually fall for that nonsense

I unfriended her about 2 minutes ago. I need that like I need a hole in my head
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 03, 2016 12:46 pm

Uh huh

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:17 pm

"I had one this morning so right off thet bat I had to tell me wife"

I imagined you saying this in cockney brogue...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:46 pm

or his wife isn't used to him having one "right off the bat"

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dr. Nostron » Thu Mar 03, 2016 3:09 pm

About once a month I get a friend request from some random girl and the pic always has half her tits hanging out - and Ive never heard of her and we always have one mutual friend according to FB.

Anybody else get this? I suspect its my brother or son having some fun at my expenses - but damn they come up with some hot women.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by CAT » Thu Mar 03, 2016 4:16 pm

Then it would be 'me trouble and strife!'
hedge wrote:"I had one this morning so right off thet bat I had to tell me wife"

I imagined you saying this in cockney brogue...
I try not to limit my madness to March

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 03, 2016 7:46 pm

Dr. Nostron wrote:About once a month I get a friend request from some random girl and the pic always has half her tits hanging out - and Ive never heard of her and we always have one mutual friend according to FB.

Anybody else get this? I suspect its my brother or son having some fun at my expenses - but damn they come up with some hot women.
One of your creepy friends is friends with her.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Fri Mar 04, 2016 7:09 pm

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Mar 04, 2016 8:15 pm

I should probably save that as a future reference
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Mon Mar 07, 2016 1:03 am

lol
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by CAT » Wed Mar 09, 2016 5:13 pm

OK guys, good thoughts please. at 3:30 PST I am having a hydrocortisone Epidural. HUGE anxiety as if I even see a needle I am out cold--maybe I should look as they don't give any sedation! but then they wouldn't do it either! So just send those thought my way that 1, It doesn't hurt too badly ( I am a coward) and 2. That it will work!
I try not to limit my madness to March

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