Uncle Bud
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Re: Uncle Bud
You made it sound so pedestrian when you first mentioned it...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Well, perhaps it is. My disappointment in the post was more about how I flew in for just one day, though.
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Re: Uncle Bud
They called Hedge "Gomer" when he lived in SF.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Imagine that
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Re: Uncle Bud
They called Stu "crackhead"...
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Re: Uncle Bud
E. What's up with the chick on FB tagging you with her bootie pics?
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Re: Uncle Bud
Yeah, what's up with that?
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Re: Uncle Bud
fuck
I don't know I had 3 people at work just IM about her saying she was putting shit on my page
out of the blue she messages me and says she went to my college and wants to be friends
Ok, whatever
then she starts with the "who wants to fuck me pics"
I had one this morning so right off thet bat I had to tell me wife
she has 20 friends total
Why she chose me - a 50 year old fat bald guy that posts maybe once every 2 weeks and has a picture of his wife in his profile is beyond me out of the millions of horny guys that would actually fall for that nonsense
I unfriended her about 2 minutes ago. I need that like I need a hole in my head
I don't know I had 3 people at work just IM about her saying she was putting shit on my page
out of the blue she messages me and says she went to my college and wants to be friends
Ok, whatever
then she starts with the "who wants to fuck me pics"
I had one this morning so right off thet bat I had to tell me wife
she has 20 friends total
Why she chose me - a 50 year old fat bald guy that posts maybe once every 2 weeks and has a picture of his wife in his profile is beyond me out of the millions of horny guys that would actually fall for that nonsense
I unfriended her about 2 minutes ago. I need that like I need a hole in my head
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Uh huh
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Re: Uncle Bud
"I had one this morning so right off thet bat I had to tell me wife"
I imagined you saying this in cockney brogue...
I imagined you saying this in cockney brogue...
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Re: Uncle Bud
or his wife isn't used to him having one "right off the bat"
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Re: Uncle Bud
About once a month I get a friend request from some random girl and the pic always has half her tits hanging out - and Ive never heard of her and we always have one mutual friend according to FB.
Anybody else get this? I suspect its my brother or son having some fun at my expenses - but damn they come up with some hot women.
Anybody else get this? I suspect its my brother or son having some fun at my expenses - but damn they come up with some hot women.
Re: Uncle Bud
Then it would be 'me trouble and strife!'
hedge wrote:"I had one this morning so right off thet bat I had to tell me wife"
I imagined you saying this in cockney brogue...
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Re: Uncle Bud
One of your creepy friends is friends with her.Dr. Nostron wrote:About once a month I get a friend request from some random girl and the pic always has half her tits hanging out - and Ive never heard of her and we always have one mutual friend according to FB.
Anybody else get this? I suspect its my brother or son having some fun at my expenses - but damn they come up with some hot women.
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Re: Uncle Bud
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
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Re: Uncle Bud
I should probably save that as a future reference
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
lol
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
Re: Uncle Bud
OK guys, good thoughts please. at 3:30 PST I am having a hydrocortisone Epidural. HUGE anxiety as if I even see a needle I am out cold--maybe I should look as they don't give any sedation! but then they wouldn't do it either! So just send those thought my way that 1, It doesn't hurt too badly ( I am a coward) and 2. That it will work!
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