Ostensibly Hoops

[Jungle Rat]

Go Nuggets

[sardis]

So, Zion has been seeing this porn star. She’s now mad because Zion got another ho pregnant. She blasts him out on Twitter.

It was a lot easier for these guys when there was no internet…

https://twitter.com/moriahmillsss

[Tree]

Social media is bringing about full ruination of everything, but it keeps us occupied in the meantime. I guess I'm okay with that.

[Tree]

Heatles will need to shoot 50% from 3 or close to it to win. Seems impossible but look at what Devin Booker had been doing before the Suns got knocked out. Miami has heart. They got a small chance.

[Tree]

Jockitch from way downtown. WTF who is this guy?

[Tree]

Joker needs a life trainer to teach him how to be an American celebrity. He could sink 20 million into that tonight and it would be the best investment ever.

[Tree]

Love the Miami senior dance team ladies. I'd fuck pretty much all of them.

[Tree]

What a game. Heat aren't even gunning up threes like everyone thought they would. This game is off the charts. Hottest NBA finals in a long time.

[Tree]

There's like 6 guys on the court playing their best basketball ever.

[Tree]

Jamal Murray hasn't even gotten started. Holy fuck. If you aren't watching this shit you are missing out.

[Tree]

Top Big Men in the NBA as of right now

1) Joker
2) Giannis
3) Embiid
4) AD
4) Bam
5) the rest

[Tree]

Both teams are a little clunky second half. Not sure what happened. That first half was possibly the most amazing half of playoffs basketball I've ever seen.

[Tree]

What a game. Kyle Lowry? I don't even know what to say. Definitely the most dynamic half of basketball I've seen since the Kobe Shaq days.

[Tree]

Jimmy

[Tree]

Let's go Jimmy. Get fired up!!

[Dave23]

It’s like you’re a slightly dumber version of goldenbear…

[Tree]

Nuggets are cold and effecient. Stone cold killas.

[Tree]

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care...

[Tree]

Caleb Brown = the new Baron Davis

[Jungle Rat]

Go Nuggets