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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jun 07, 2023 11:08 pm

Go Nuggets

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:44 pm

So, Zion has been seeing this porn star. She’s now mad because Zion got another ho pregnant. She blasts him out on Twitter.

It was a lot easier for these guys when there was no internet…

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Thu Jun 08, 2023 7:09 pm

Social media is bringing about full ruination of everything, but it keeps us occupied in the meantime. I guess I'm okay with that.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:48 pm

Heatles will need to shoot 50% from 3 or close to it to win. Seems impossible but look at what Devin Booker had been doing before the Suns got knocked out. Miami has heart. They got a small chance.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri Jun 09, 2023 9:19 pm

Jockitch from way downtown. WTF who is this guy?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri Jun 09, 2023 9:22 pm

Joker needs a life trainer to teach him how to be an American celebrity. He could sink 20 million into that tonight and it would be the best investment ever.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri Jun 09, 2023 9:33 pm

Love the Miami senior dance team ladies. I'd fuck pretty much all of them.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri Jun 09, 2023 9:40 pm

What a game. Heat aren't even gunning up threes like everyone thought they would. This game is off the charts. Hottest NBA finals in a long time.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri Jun 09, 2023 9:41 pm

There's like 6 guys on the court playing their best basketball ever.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri Jun 09, 2023 9:43 pm

Jamal Murray hasn't even gotten started. Holy fuck. If you aren't watching this shit you are missing out.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri Jun 09, 2023 10:02 pm

Top Big Men in the NBA as of right now

1) Joker
2) Giannis
3) Embiid
4) AD
4) Bam
5) the rest
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri Jun 09, 2023 10:14 pm

Both teams are a little clunky second half. Not sure what happened. That first half was possibly the most amazing half of playoffs basketball I've ever seen.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri Jun 09, 2023 10:35 pm

What a game. Kyle Lowry? I don't even know what to say. Definitely the most dynamic half of basketball I've seen since the Kobe Shaq days.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri Jun 09, 2023 10:42 pm

Jimmy
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri Jun 09, 2023 10:43 pm

Let's go Jimmy. Get fired up!!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Fri Jun 09, 2023 10:55 pm

It’s like you’re a slightly dumber version of goldenbear…
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri Jun 09, 2023 10:56 pm

Nuggets are cold and effecient. Stone cold killas.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri Jun 09, 2023 10:58 pm

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri Jun 09, 2023 11:07 pm

Caleb Brown = the new Baron Davis
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 12, 2023 11:07 pm

Go Nuggets

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