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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:15 pm

so I'm reading this thread on the UK board about wives doing stuff that annoys people and most of them are about talking too much or spending money or whatever and then out of nowhere this guy posts this

"I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS! "


This is what I love about the internet - every once in awhile you just get someone with that complete and unguarded honesty without any concern about how they are perceived. Thats the best days on message boards.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:20 pm

you know what? fuck it thats my tag line now
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by BigRedMan » Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:23 pm

LMAO. Admit it, you have said something in that shape or form to someone at some point in your life.
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Post by eCat » Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:30 pm

yea but I was really drunk when I told her she could try it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Bklyn » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:15 pm

All blood leaves Holland if you try to mess around on that side of my house. It's just not one of my things.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:23 pm

It sorta tickles
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Post by hedge » Fri Dec 20, 2013 9:41 am

Definitely a one way street in my case...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:28 am

based on my reaction I don't think she'll be trying it again

however I've decided I like having my balls squeezed - and if she ain't gonna do it, by god I will.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by hedge » Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:57 pm

One time my nuts somehow got vice-gripped pretty damn hard b/w legs (or something) right when I was blowing a nut. It hurt like hell, but somehow the combination of the two extremes was exhilarating...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Dec 20, 2013 4:55 pm

What did he say?
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Post by eCat » Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:33 pm

There is a video floating around the net with Tom Sizemore where he is having sex with a prostitute and she is giving him a handjob and he is demanding that she grab his ballsack hard, like when you grab a ski rope - I can't see how that is pleasurable at all but I don't think he can get off any other way from the way he is acting.

Of course he was pretty drugged out during that time.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Bklyn » Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:48 pm

eCat wrote:based on my reaction I don't think she'll be trying it again

however I've decided I like having my balls squeezed - and if she ain't gonna do it, by god I will.

Seriously, read as Morgan Freeman. 10X better...and it was damn-near perfect before it.
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Post by AugustWest » Wed Dec 25, 2013 11:25 pm

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U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
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Post by Saint » Thu Jan 02, 2014 4:40 pm

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Post by hedge » Fri Jan 03, 2014 5:09 pm

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Post by DooKSucks » Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:11 am

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Post by hedge » Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:58 pm

Here's a picture of her:

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Post by DooKSucks » Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:28 pm

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Post by DooKSucks » Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:30 pm

Nsfw http://ch1.us.playvid.com/w/3zt7TsZcYmk ... a6d987.mp4
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