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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:55 am

I like the show...but have never read any of the books. My wife has and now she can't remember what she's read versus what she's seen. So, we don't really talk the show.

Last night was cool, but typical. The only thing you get from the first few episodes every year are the chess pieces moving around the board. The real shyt doesn't start until about episode 6, or so, normally.

This past year of fucking around with Seth McFarlane has aged Kaleesi a bit. Soon I won't even sit around waiting to see her naked any longer.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Owlman » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:53 am

Apparently, she has a no nudity clause in her contract now
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Post by AugustWest » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:06 am

well that sucks because she gets naked a lot in the books.
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Post by Saint » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:09 am

need to see Cersei's and Sansa's boobs to complete the set

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Post by Saint » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:10 am

great full frontal shot of Mandy Malkovich on Shameless last night though

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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:29 am

You were hoping for a full frontal shot of John Malkovich...
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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:40 am

[youtube]CDywMUdVPqk[/youtube]
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Post by AugustWest » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:21 pm

anybody disappointed over a non-naked kaleesi should just check out Banshee on cinemax. great show.
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Post by eCat » Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:45 am

I watched Banshee this season.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:03 am

Speaking of GoT (non book reader question...so be measured with the detail of your response)...

[spoiler=]Why didn't the zombie dudes get at Sam when they all walked past him, yet his old compadres did try to attack him after they got zombified?[/spoiler]
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Post by AugustWest » Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:18 am

The closing scene to last season didn't happen in the books so I have no idea.
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Post by eCat » Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:06 pm

7 Psychopaths is worth the Red Box rental. Sam Rockwell is a great character in that movie
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Bklyn » Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:35 am

Sam Rockwell is one of my favorite underrated actors.
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Post by Saint » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:32 pm

so you obviously don't underrate him

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Post by Bklyn » Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:46 am

No, but I also carry very little weight in Hollywood.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:39 am

You older guys that want to watch a movie that will get you a blowjob afterwards, watch Hope Springs with your wife.

I should caveat that you should be in a pretty good relationship as well. If things are rocky then its just going to result in her expecting you to act like you still give a shit when you were 25 and she still had a nice ass.

I think Bridges of Madison County had as much to do with my divorce as much as anything
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by crashcourse » Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:47 am

bridges of madison county and/or hope springs in exchange for a blow job.

much easier if you just takem to a casino givem them a couple mixed drinks and give them a cnote there ecat

much less pain

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Post by eCat » Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:45 am

crashcourse wrote:bridges of madison county and/or hope springs in exchange for a blow job.

much easier if you just takem to a casino givem them a couple mixed drinks and give them a cnote there ecat

much less pain
eh...I'm a Tommy Lee Jones fan
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:48 am

crashcourse wrote:much easier if you just takem to a casino givem them a couple mixed drinks and give them a cnote there ecat
Wait, are you still talking about wives?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by crashcourse » Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:38 pm

wives/hookers/mistresses/ho's

anyway only reason I posted that was I hadnt gotten a blowjob this year until this weekend after we spent saturday night watching the games/getting tanked at the casino and stayed in the hotel around the corner instead of driving home.

but there are certain movies I will never watch no matter what the reward. clint or no clint

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