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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Bklyn » Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:11 am

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Bklyn wrote:And that was when he was no longer able to say, "I'm not gonna take your shit!"

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/17/healt ... -finds.xml
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Hmph

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/17/healt ... finds.html

The first one was from my phone so it crossed a mobile link, it seems.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:21 am

so the phrase "eat shit and die" isn't exactly true
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by sardis » Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:21 am

hedge wrote:I'm sure you never report any expenses that aren't 100% legit...
Actually, truth be told, I am not aggressive enough in the deductibility area. I'm too lazy to keep track of my personal and business expenses.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:06 pm

blame BRM for introducing me to this site

"I mean I'll take the shit if that's all you got!"

http://www.jest.com/embed/203194/dad-ge ... ar-old-son
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Owlman » Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:11 pm

Dave23 wrote:I haven't seen a raise in a few years. Thanks, Obama!

No raise in 5 years all due to Bobby Jindal. And he thinks he'll be the Republican standard bearer in 2016.

He's proposing getting rid of the state income tax while keeping property taxes the same, and increasing sales tax only 4cents in a state that only has 4.5 million people, mostly poor (and before IB puts his foot in his mouth, poor white) and allegedly, he says the revenue will be the same.

our sales tax currently is 9 cents on the dollar here.
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Post by sardis » Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:27 pm

Seems to be a trend. North Carolina legislators are considering the same thing. They probably all attended the same session at a Governor's conference or something. They all sound eerily familiar. Unfortunately, they are not smart enough to understand how certain businesses are effected by different taxes. Their heart is in the right place in that there needs to be an overhaul of tax structure, but they are too stupid to be the ones to decide what that is.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Bklyn » Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:59 pm

eCat wrote:blame BRM for introducing me to this site

"I mean I'll take the shit if that's all you got!"

http://www.jest.com/embed/203194/dad-ge ... ar-old-son
Not bad. Dude was channeling Samuel Jackson, so that added some flavor. I think I was having a hard time watching while Ruxon is staring at me in a weird contorted pose.
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Post by BigRedMan » Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:00 pm

The Darth Vader one is pretty funny also.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:52 pm

No . It actually wasn't
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Post by eCat » Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:15 pm

my wife just told me my sis-n-law is going to have a c-section because her baby is pretzel-up in her belly.

My first response was knee jerk and I just blurted it out. I was like "Well...at least Mark (her husband) will still want to hit that puss once in awhile since its a c-section"

She just shook her head and walked away
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Post by Bklyn » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:09 pm

LOL.

Personally, I appreciate the extra room afforded to me after a kid is pushed through the piping.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:34 pm

My ex yelled at me when I asked the doc to put in an extra stitch or two.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:51 pm

In honor of that...

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Post by eCat » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:18 pm

that is a tiny hand

after dinner tonight I was still crackin jokes on the C-section and she told me she felt deprived and/or not fulfilled as a woman by having our children with a c-sections as opposed to vaginally.

never entered my mind but I guess its like knocking your wife up by artificial insemination, or with the pool boy.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:19 pm

Or a giant hand holding a normal hand.
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Post by Saint » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:39 pm

well, if you call having a thumb that looks like a tobacco worm "normal"...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:53 pm

My 2nd was c-section. Bitch went crazy after that, just saying. The kid is amazing though. She's gonna do something.

Cousin is a big boy but still, I would post pics of their faces but they look like my grandpa. What was that Button movie? The first thing I thought of.
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Post by hedge » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:42 am

"I would post pics of their faces but they look like my grandpa"

Yeah, you'd never post anybody's picture in here...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Bklyn » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:55 am

I thought it was a reinterpretation of Michelangelo's fresco in the Sistine Chapel.
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