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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:46 am

Kwame also never had been to a proper restaurant, so traveling away was a big culture shock for him. He resorted to carrying French Dressing with him on the road because he couldn't understand raspberry venaigrette (sp?) or bleu cheese dressing only being served.

He was a kid way out of his element when he got to the L and never mentally got over the hump. He is a big, incredibly strong and athletic guy (who never really gets hurt) and that's why he has stayed in the L for a decade.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:13 am

damn, I'm gonna be depressed the rest of the day.

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by crotch » Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:39 am

eCat wrote:damn, I'm gonna be depressed the rest of the day.

Best male role model on television. R.I.P. Andy

Feel the same way, eCat... Grew up in the early '60s watching Andy and Barney. No doubt the best show ever to hit TV. Rest In Peace Andy.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:19 pm

I always liked Otis the drunk that locked himself in jail.

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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:52 pm

He was a royal ass off-screen though, but when every asshole is asking how Aunt Bea and Barney are doing everyday, I guess you have the right to be cantankerous.
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DooKSucks wrote:He was a royal ass off-screen though, but when every asshole is asking how Aunt Bea and Barney are doing everyday, I guess you have the right to be cantankerous.
do not talk shit Andy Griffith. He was my father from 5:00 to 5:30 5 days a week from 5th thru 7th grade
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:14 pm

Fifer wrote:I always liked Otis the drunk that locked himself in jail.
Me too.
He was my father from 5-5:30.

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Post by eCat » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:15 pm

I remember the episode where Andy made Opie run laps for not riding his bicycle hard enough
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Bklyn » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:33 pm

LOL
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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:38 pm

LMAO
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Post by The Anti k* » Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:58 pm

Glad to see you UK boys paying props to UNC Alum Andy Griffith. I think it's a birthright to watch every episode of that show about 17 times when you grow up in North Carolina. I guess folks in Kentucky related to Mayberry, too.

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Post by crotch » Tue Jul 03, 2012 4:53 pm

The Anti k* wrote:Glad to see you UK boys paying props to UNC Alum Andy Griffith. I think it's a birthright to watch every episode of that show about 17 times when you grow up in North Carolina. I guess folks in Kentucky related to Mayberry, too.

Yep, I'm guessing the entire country relates to Mayberry...I've seen probably just about every episode at least 17 times... the ones with the Darlilngs and Ernest T even more.

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Post by crotch » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:04 pm

eCat wrote:
DooKSucks wrote:He was a royal ass off-screen though, but when every asshole is asking how Aunt Bea and Barney are doing everyday, I guess you have the right to be cantankerous.
do not talk shit Andy Griffith. He was my father from 5:00 to 5:30 5 days a week from 5th thru 7th grade

DS just doesn't understand........



Andy on how he wants to be remembered -------> http://www.wimp.com/andygriffith/

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:16 pm

one of the most famous characters on TAGS was similar to most UK fans

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actually, Howard Morris was a Jew from the Bronx. go figure

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Post by crotch » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:37 pm

Saint.... a few years back I had a student in my 7th grade classroom who was a carbon copy of Ernest T.... Every action was exactly as Ernest T would do. The stories I could share...hilarious. The kid made my year. I've always thought that if Ernest T had a kid, it wouldl be Jessie.

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Post by crotch » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:45 pm

You either believe it or you don't....

http://www.lex18.com/news/ex-fbi-employ ... flight-93/

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Post by Saint » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:49 pm

sounds like lazy angels to me. why didn't they stop the plane from crashing?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:07 pm

Andy on why the show worked ....... ----------->

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Gator by God's Grace » Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:12 pm

I heard that FIBA wants to start a basketball version of the World Cup, and limit future olympic squads to players under 23 years old a la soccer...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:52 pm

Saint wrote:sounds like lazy angels to me. why didn't they stop the plane from crashing?
Well, in deference to the supernatural, we have no idea who these "angels" were. Were they guarding the site as a part of God's Army? Were they the souls of the dead spending a few moments at the site before ascension? Was the agent lady in the early stages of bonkers?

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