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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:56 am

Me either

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:11 pm

Is it the Matrix?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:31 pm

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:35 pm

I'm sorry that he had to watch Temple of Doom, but at least he avoided that abortion known as Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:59 pm

Maybe eCat was trying to post a YouTube video.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by AugustWest » Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:50 pm

some great pics in here..

U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by AugustWest » Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:56 pm

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know in the world. Name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of hearing Bubba boasting, his boss said, "OK Bubba, how about Tom Cruise do you know him?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in, let's have a cup of coffee first to catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Bubba.
"My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."
So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:48 pm

lmao
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by It's me Karen » Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:05 pm

lmao

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by BigRedMan » Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:04 am

Oldie but a goodie.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:01 pm

I will give Mook props for introducing me to Archer. I am addicted to that cartoon now.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by crashcourse » Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:08 pm

burt reynolds

good stuff

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:14 pm

Mook?

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Sat Jan 21, 2012 8:27 pm

Who woulda thunk it, Snooki doesn't look like a wreck under all the makeup that makes her look like a wreck...

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Hizzy III » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:23 pm

Everyone should have a laugh this good every day...



And there ain't nothing like a sister from the south when she gets a good laugh going.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by It's me Karen » Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:54 pm

Infectious laugh. lolol

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Jan 22, 2012 3:17 pm

I have always had a suspicion that she might be more attractive if she didn't dress and do her make-up like she does, and this confirms it. Since she has lost that weight, I would nail that daily and three times on Sunday.

Before she lost the weight though, I would have hit it, but not that much, unless I was drunk.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by T Dot O Dot » Sun Jan 22, 2012 3:28 pm

I dont think any of you have watched an episode of the Shore then, because she's as sloppy a hoe as they come

I would double wrap my shyt before ever knockin her boots
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Hizzy III » Sun Jan 22, 2012 3:32 pm

Is her attitude shitty? If so, that only makes a person with marginal physical attractiveness even less attractive.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Jan 22, 2012 3:38 pm

I have watched many episodes....

At my age, I don't care. I'm 27. Sloppy just equals easy.
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