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Post by Saint » Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:22 pm

sardis wrote:Last night I was helping my 4th grader study for his History test which they are currently going over the Revolutionary War. He had to learn the beginning part of the Declaration of Independence we all know, "We hold these truths to be self-evident..." etc., etc. ending in "Life, liberty, and the pursit of happiness..." But it is good to read the rest of the document, especially this part:

"That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."



http://www.ushistory.org/declaration/document/index.htm
But the problem is that most of the folks standing up saying that gov't has become too intrusive are the same ones who are the intrusive gov't or are trying to be part of the intrusive gov't.

And a major reason gov't has become like that is because it no longer works for the people but instead for who has the caaaaiiissshhh. The Man is now working for the man.

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Post by TheBigMook » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:34 pm

I believe the full quote was "Wow, he had a big penis in his mouth. That black hobo should be very proud."
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:34 pm

Wtf?
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:48 pm

Just found out my oldest needs two teeth pulled plus her molars. $5300! Fuck me!

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Post by Saint » Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:52 am

but think about the money she'll recoup giving awesome blow jobs...

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Post by Toemeesleather » Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:04 pm

Good to see the Iranians have the same respect for truth as the American left....


At a screening of Asghar Farhadi’s critically lauded “A Separation” at Sony’s screening room, the Iranian director spotted the “Fahrenheit 9/11” filmmaker in the audience. Farhadi quipped, “Michael Moore is the most famous director in Iran,” and said everyone knows his movies because they’re shown on national TV there.

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Post by sardis » Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:18 pm

I guess friends aren't too loyal in DC...

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0112/71382.html

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Post by Bklyn » Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:14 pm

Sex sells...and Clinton's Id was a beast.

Don't sleep though, your girl's would've fucked him too.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:20 am

Since when did it become wrong to pee on dead afghans?

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Jungle Rat wrote:Since when did it become wrong to pee on dead afghans?

when 12 marines die later on because of it
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:59 am

Didn't know that happened.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:05 am

Piss on them. I don't care.

But why in God's name would you film it and allow the film to get out?
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Post by Bklyn » Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:21 am

Because they are basically children over their protecting our freedom.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:23 am

My child was always savvy enough to eschew filming his most moronic acts. In fact, he was was very good at deception and secrets. I think that's why he was naturally driven to be an attorney.
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Post by eCat » Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:44 am

Bklyn wrote:Because they are basically children over their protecting our freedom.
two things you don't want to give a 19 year old

An M-16 and a video camera
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Bklyn » Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:15 pm

Yep. Look at any random teen's (or ealy 20s) Twitter feed. They don't have great perspective on the permanence of social media/digital communication.
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Post by crashcourse » Fri Jan 13, 2012 1:49 pm

5300 dollars to putt 6 teeth?

they charge 150 dollars a tooth with local here

or you could go the AA route and just let them fall out

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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Jan 13, 2012 1:50 pm

My teeth don't fall out. I use polident.
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Post by Hizzy III » Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:31 pm

Do you test its grip with your finger, like in the commercial?
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:43 pm

They're gonna have to knock her out. Her teeth are pretty messed up. Mine were too as a kid. Hell, I had a tooth growing out the roof of my mouth.

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