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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Mon Oct 19, 2026 4:44 pm

Getting out of there. And if blonde wig gets in my face on the way she's getting bitch slapped and will probably not remain standing.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Mon Oct 19, 2026 5:18 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Mon Oct 19, 2026 3:45 pm
I am calling the police.

And I am physically separating all of them. That is because someone ELSE might get hurt. And if I was there and watching that happen and I did nothing and someone else got hurt real bad, I will never forgive myself because I could have done something.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Oct 19, 2026 5:37 pm

Sure you would. 🤣🤣
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Oct 20, 2026 1:03 am

I've done it.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Oct 20, 2026 12:22 pm

Toddler fights don't count.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Oct 21, 2026 9:52 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Oct 21, 2026 11:09 am

He wasn't so offended that he didn't eat the pizza...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Wed Oct 21, 2026 12:39 pm

I needed to know if the crust was especially good.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Oct 22, 2026 6:34 pm

27 years of service at WalMart, they give you an expired cupcake on your anniversary



HR probably found it sitting there on the discount baked goods rack. Made good use out of it. Isn't corporate America wonderful?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Oct 23, 2026 2:14 pm

So Tree has got something to look forward to...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Fri Oct 23, 2026 3:15 pm

I don't work for Wal-mart you fool. I got fired a few weeks ago and not working at all.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Fri Oct 23, 2026 6:22 pm

I am sure they let you go to save on the cost of the cupcake that you would have earned.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Oct 23, 2026 7:41 pm

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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