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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Tue Sep 22, 2026 1:26 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Sep 22, 2026 8:18 pm

Looks interesting

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Post by hedge » Mon Sep 28, 2026 7:43 pm

Anybody seen Helen Keller vs. Nightwolves?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Sep 29, 2026 2:40 pm



If a movie that cost just $800,000 to make staring a "nobody" by the name of Inde Navarette, cast for the sole purpose of playing the most BPD girl that ever existed pulled in a few hundred million at the box office, this fucking movie right here might get a billion. Or two billion.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Oct 01, 2026 9:29 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Fri Oct 02, 2026 4:09 pm

We just lost Mandy Pepperidge from Animal House. She was 79.

I wonder if Fawn Lebowitz's roommate Shelly is still with us?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Oct 02, 2026 4:28 pm

Seriously. Are you gay?

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Fri Oct 02, 2026 5:03 pm

As in happy?

No, I am not sexually attracted to another man's hairy asshole rat. So sorry, I do not want to fuck you. Seriously.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Oct 02, 2026 5:58 pm

Why did you do straight to hairy asshole?

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Fri Oct 02, 2026 10:48 pm

Watching an old episode of Twilight Zone, the actor that played Goober on Andy Griffith (George Lindsey, I didn't even know his name) is in the episode, I went to his imdb page, check this out:

"TV Land's Star Trek (1966) marathon on November 17th, 2006, had comments by the actors. Leonard Nimoy's stunner was that Gene Roddenberry's first choice to play "Spock" was George Lindsey. He turned the part down and the rest is history."
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Post by hedge » Fri Oct 02, 2026 10:50 pm

More:

"Lindsey and the other cast members of The Andy Griffith Show (1960) were prone to using foul language on the set off-camera, much to the chagrin of Frances Bavier. Bavier and Lindsey once got into such a heated argument over it that she hit him repeatedly with an umbrella and had to be restrained."
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Oct 03, 2026 12:59 pm

Bitch

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Tree » Mon Oct 05, 2026 12:33 am

When the truth walks away
Everybody stays
'Cause the truth about the world
Is that crime does pay

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Re: UCLA Bruins

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Re: UCLA Bruins

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Re: UCLA Bruins

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Oct 13, 2026 3:48 am

We have entirely too many deaths of despair. Hold your friends and family close. Tell them they are loved. Tell them they matter. Tell them that they are needed. Do whatever you must to give them the slightest bit of hope.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Oct 13, 2026 10:42 am

Nobody loves you. Don't touch me. You do not matter. We don't need you. Nobody cares.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by The Anti k* » Tue Oct 13, 2026 10:52 am

🤣

Dammit, Rat! I’m not supposed to be laughing at this 😢

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by The Anti k* » Tue Oct 13, 2026 10:53 am

I lost one of my best friends to suicide on his 49th birthday. He was always smiling and the first one to help a stranger. You never truly know.

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