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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Aug 21, 2026 6:16 am

I don't think they could do that again if they tried 20 times

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Sat Aug 22, 2026 10:55 am

puts things into perspective regarding college costs

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Aug 22, 2026 8:44 pm

this is insane

Pope man, I know he didn't do this on purpose but this is what happens when you just have money laying around you can't spend

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by The Anti k* » Sat Aug 22, 2026 9:53 pm

So we know Louisville’s got the Papa John’s bankroll. Who’s Kentucky’s? I hope Carolina’s new AD identifies our $ugar daddy. We’re spending too 10ish, but not like dook*, UK, UL, Texas, and BYU.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Aug 23, 2026 12:18 am

why haven't all young men fallen in love with Sophie Cunningham yet? How can they resist her? She is irresistible. She is like, Aphrodite, Sarah, Rachel, and Eve.



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Post by hedge » Sun Aug 23, 2026 10:55 am

Could you be more pathetic? You shame us all..
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Post by eCat » Mon Aug 24, 2026 7:17 am

The Anti k* wrote: ↑Sat Aug 22, 2026 9:53 pm So we know Louisville’s got the Papa John’s bankroll. Who’s Kentucky’s? I hope Carolina’s new AD identifies our $ugar daddy. We’re spending too 10ish, but not like dook*, UK, UL, Texas, and BYU.
Pope is pretty agressive with a grass roots campaign. Donors who sign up for recurring donations get access to the team at events throughout the year and designated practice sessions, plus they have do have some big donors who will give as long as they feel the program is contending.

Word was mid season last year that Pope wasn't going to have that kind of money this year but I guess they came thru again, maybe he met with them individually.

At any rate, NIL is still wildly evolving and what coaches learned this year is you don't go all in early in the season for a hyped up kid when there will be established guys coming out for the next 4 months

Also I don't think UL has Papa John's anymore - at least not significantly, when they booted Schneider I think that money dried up. I don't know who the major donors to UL are, they may have a collective like UK

Read online that Bama Football is at a serious crossroads. Team is ranked 13th this year due mainly to NIL funding can't compete with Big 10 rivals
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by The Anti k* » Mon Aug 24, 2026 10:01 am

Yeah, the NIL big money boys threatening to pull funding is what ultimately got Reverend Davis canned. Our new AD, Steve Newmark, has a background with sponsorships as a NASCAR guy. He’s also brought in a guy (old ACC head of referees son, Rick Barakat), whose role is to generate revenue. The times, they are a changin’…

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Post by eCat » Wed Aug 26, 2026 5:49 am

I just watched that, I wonder if he has a history of mental illness
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by The Anti k* » Wed Aug 26, 2026 10:21 pm

Anyone else following these eligibility legal cases for 5th year players? What an absolute clusterfuck.

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Post by Tree » Wed Aug 26, 2026 10:30 pm

Mental Health? He's clearly on hard drugs that no one should ever be on.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Mon Aug 31, 2026 12:58 pm

I don't know how you guys can still have an interest in college sports nowadays.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Aug 31, 2026 1:20 pm

Sankey really fucked KY with his arbritrary rules.

Mitchell goes back to Mizzou

but Mizzou has 15 players

so they are going to cut a kid after classes have already started

Sankey's rule is "Mitchell can play, just not for Kentucky"
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by The Anti k* » Mon Aug 31, 2026 2:53 pm

Sankey also had the biggest hard on for sanctioning UNC in the AFAM investigation. Maybe he hates bluebloods.

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Post by eCat » Mon Aug 31, 2026 3:40 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by aTm » Mon Aug 31, 2026 8:37 pm

Arbitrary rules like “you have to enter the transfer portal in order to transfer?”

Multiple other SEC teams have players seeking 5th years on their roster, even transfers from other SEC programs. Mitchell cant play for Kentucky because he didnt enter the portal during the window, he just decided to come back and pick any school.
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Post by innocentbystander » Wed Sep 02, 2026 10:51 am

love

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Sep 02, 2026 1:00 pm

Dork..
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