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Re: Baseball

Post by Tree » Fri Jul 31, 2026 10:26 pm

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Re: Baseball

Post by hedge » Sun Aug 02, 2026 5:39 pm

Went to see Phish at Fenway Park this weekend. Nice stadium. Old school...
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Re: Baseball

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Aug 02, 2026 6:46 pm

One of the greatest
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Re: Baseball

Post by eCat » Tue Aug 04, 2026 1:44 pm

even if its not true, this made me laugh
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Post by Tree » Tue Aug 04, 2026 10:04 pm

Cecil Fielder and Prince Fielder have the exact same number of all-time HRs. Stan Musial has the same number of hits, 1815, on the road and at home. That is all.
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Post by hedge » Wed Aug 05, 2026 11:15 am

I'd like to give you 1815 hits with a baseball bat on the road and at home....
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Post by Tree » Wed Aug 05, 2026 6:58 pm

What kind of a weakling needs that many? I know you're old but damn.
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Post by Tree » Fri Aug 07, 2026 9:50 pm

I'm not a fan of this jumping up in the air like a cat. I expect him to calm down the first time a line drive hits him square in the nuts.
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Re: Baseball

Post by Tree » Sun Aug 09, 2026 11:16 pm

Side note: Pretty sure this is Kevin Gross on the mound, who was their top pitcher in '88. He was featured in a popular NES game and could strike out anyone.

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Post by eCat » Thu Aug 13, 2026 8:13 am

Our GenX parents would have never given us this talk



my old man

"I didn't get bamboo shoots shoved up under my fingernails from those slant eyed bastards to sit here and watch my offspring look like a pinko commie faggot with these little titty suckers going yard on your ass. Now you got two choices, either shut these guys out or pack your shit live and with grandma - because either I'm going to brag about my boy at the coffee shop tomorrow or I'll never mention your name again"
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Baseball

Post by Dave23 » Mon Aug 17, 2026 11:54 pm

Meh, this is better…

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Re: Baseball

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Aug 18, 2026 9:43 pm

Dude is like 0-19 since he hit those 3 HRs.
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Re: Baseball

Post by eCat » Fri Aug 21, 2026 6:00 am

The Dodger may have to declare bankruptcy, the behind the scenes money exchanges and deferred compensation is essentially a bubble loan they won't be able to pay

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Baseball

Post by eCat » Fri Aug 21, 2026 2:53 pm

the Iowa Meat Truck

might be the best name in baseball

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Baseball

Post by eCat » Tue Aug 25, 2026 2:49 pm

never understood the unwritten rules of baseball about how much its tolerated a pitcher throwing at the batter.

A 90 mph dinger at a guy holding a bat in his hand. I don't get why pitchers don't get fucked up over it. And if you retaliate against a pitcher, it clears the benches

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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