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Re: College Football

Post by Dave23 » Sun Oct 12, 2025 9:31 pm

As expected, they’re going to Athens…
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Sun Oct 12, 2025 10:29 pm

NFL is not that good right now. SF vs Tampa was the best game of the day. There are no great teams whatsoever. Should change eventually but right now it's all just a big turd sandwich.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Mon Oct 13, 2025 8:53 am

Baker Mayfield is good right now
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Mon Oct 13, 2025 5:40 pm

Got the Cleveland stink off him.
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Mon Oct 13, 2025 11:09 pm

Skins are fightin'. Keeping it real, brahs.

They got the Cowgirls next week then Mahomie the following Monday. Scary Terry should be back.
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Re: College Football

Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Tue Oct 14, 2025 6:21 pm

This shithole still exists?
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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Oct 14, 2025 8:01 pm

Wiz is here. Nebraska must be back.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Oct 14, 2025 8:43 pm

Nebraska needs Zac Taylor as their next head coach. Bring the boy home.

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Fri Oct 17, 2025 9:14 am

Flacco likes having Higgins and Chase
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Fri Oct 17, 2025 9:43 pm

Louisville might win this game
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Sat Oct 18, 2025 4:05 am

I hope you lose your life...
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Post by eCat » Sat Oct 18, 2025 11:25 pm

Kentucky loses in the most KY way possible I think
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by aTm » Sat Oct 18, 2025 11:26 pm

Thats the kind of thing that got Stoops fired by Texas A&M
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Post by eCat » Sat Oct 18, 2025 11:33 pm

I was hoping Virginia Tech would save us like A&M was supposed to
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Sun Oct 19, 2025 10:16 am

It wasnt the most boneheaded head coaching at the end of the game that I watched yesterday. After being bailed out by a miracle holding call behind a 55 yard TD run that would have iced the game, Bobby Petrino got the ball back with over 2 minutes left down by 10. By the time he scored the touchdown on the drive he had 8 seconds left and he ended the game with two timeouts that he never used.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Sun Oct 19, 2025 11:54 am

I don't know

look at these stats


Total Yards
UK: 395
UT: 179

Time of Possession
UK: 39:23
UT: 20:37

Total Plays
UK: 86
UT: 55

First Downs
UK: 26
UT: 8

Completion Percentage
UK: 78%
UT: 44%
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Oct 19, 2025 1:21 pm

UK is in the basement of the SEC on again. Doesn't your mutant son live in yours?

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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Sun Oct 19, 2025 2:19 pm

Except for the score, yall played better against them than Ohio State did.
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Post by eCat » Sun Oct 19, 2025 2:54 pm

UK football should hang banners for moral victories
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Oct 19, 2025 3:17 pm

What?

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