College Football

[Tree]

Should have cashed out Higgins and spent that money on restocking defense and o-line. Top tier qb and alpha receiver already. Don’t need another super high value receiver.

[sardis]

We have no quarterback on our roster.

[Dave23]

Letting JaMarr Chase walk would be the ultimate in fuckupery…

[Jungle Rat]

Yeah. That's not happening.

[Tree]

Darnold and Kupp to Seattle.

[eCat]

[Tree]

Someone just texted me Russell Wilson to the Giants. Please oh please god let this be erroneous clickbait.

[aTm]

Read this entire tweet about a Texas A&M athletic employee apparently making 172 $2 bets and getting fired for it...all the way to the last paragraph.

[innocentbystander]

U-T gets special treatment aTm, you know that.

[Jungle Rat]

Oh my.

[Tree]

[hedge]

He’d get thrown out of the game these days for about half of those QB hits…

[hedge]

“Read this entire tweet about a Texas A&M athletic employee apparently making 172 $2 bets and getting fired for it.”

It didn’t say he was fired, it said he was no longer with the program. But maybe that’s why he was no longer with the program. Also, those bets were closer to $2.50 on average, not $2.00. Why did you lie, aTm?

[aTm]

Because, unlike you I know math, and I understand the way averages work and $2 more likely reflects his typical bet (ie the median bet). He might have made 171 $2 bets and one $70 bet, or whatever, but there almost certainly were only a couple or a handful of larger bets with an average bet that low because there's not a lot of room to make smaller bets than $2 to pull the average down.

It "didn't say he was fired?" Have you lost the ability to read? The very first statement in the tweet is "Texas A&M officials fired an unnamed athletic department employee in January for impermissible sports wagering." Why did YOU lie?

[innocentbystander]

Because, unlike you I know math, and I understand the way averages work and $2 more likely reflects his typical bet (ie the median bet). He might have made 171 $2 bets and one $70 bet, or whatever, but there almost certainly were only a couple or a handful of larger bets with an average bet that low because there's not a lot of room to make smaller bets than $2 to pull the average down.

It "didn't say he was fired?" Have you lost the ability to read? The very first statement in the tweet is "Texas A&M officials fired an unnamed athletic department employee in January for impermissible sports wagering." Why did YOU lie?

I think hedge is just trying to be a contrarian dickhole at this point.

[Tree]

That's our Hedge. Kinda like Quagmire except never sniffed a pussy, lives with his parents, and not nearly as fun.

[hedge]

I’ve sniffed pussy…

[Jungle Rat]

Tree is still dreaming of 14 year old pussy.

[Tree]

I’ve sniffed pussy…

Correction. You paid $40 for some bottled pussy farts off the internet. Not the same, brah.

[Tree]

Boo!