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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by Tree » Tue Aug 20, 2024 4:53 pm

pfftt you got jokes.
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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by Tree » Sat Aug 24, 2024 7:15 pm

So I just typed “beard” into my phone chat and a woman with a beard was one of the options that came up. /Cartman Goddammit. Fuck Democrats.
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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by Tree » Thu Sep 05, 2024 9:32 pm

This pussy wants them all removed but my money's on the otters. I'd pay good $$ to see the video of them fucking him up.

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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by Tree » Sun Sep 15, 2024 1:54 pm

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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by Tree » Fri Oct 25, 2024 10:01 pm

So brahs. I have a new lease on life with this new beard. 50/50 salt and pepper. I feel like I belong on Law & Order with this shit. Should have done this long ago.
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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by Tree » Thu Feb 27, 2025 12:06 am

Pretty sure he smoked a little weed before that meeting with MJ.

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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 11, 2025 12:25 pm

I hear its a helluva drug

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UNLV Rebels

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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 25, 2025 12:24 pm

I am friends with a woman who son just turned 40. So she had him when she was 18 - and got damn, she has a 40 year old kid, then a woman my age I know has a 12 year old so she had her when she was in her late 40's.

both of those seem unreal to me.

I'd rather have the 40 year old than the 12 year old at this point in my life.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Mar 25, 2025 1:42 pm

My wife is going to be 60 when our kid graduates high school, and I will be 53....
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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 25, 2025 2:09 pm

wowsa

well I was 52 when my youngest graduated now that I think about it.
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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by Dave23 » Tue Mar 25, 2025 2:18 pm

My wife’s oldest turned 40 in January…she’s 61, I’m 57…
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Post by Saint » Tue Mar 25, 2025 4:59 pm

My kid is about to graduate and I'm 59 and will turn 60 in October. That motherfucker better start earning soon! He's my retirement plan.
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Post by aTm » Tue Mar 25, 2025 6:19 pm

I would be 59 I think when my daughter graduates, 62 for the one that's not born yet.
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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by hedge » Tue Mar 25, 2025 6:32 pm

Damn dude, I didn't realize you had a kid and a bun in the oven. Congrats...
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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Mar 25, 2025 6:34 pm

I will be 57 when my daughter earns her Doctorate
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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 25, 2025 6:49 pm

You hope.
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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by Tree » Thu Apr 03, 2025 12:53 am

So I applied for unemployment today. I didn’t realize you had to actually send in screenshots of emails where you applied for work. Anywho, thanks to all the lib voters like Hedge, Rat, and DS, i get to sit at home for the next 13 weeks for free while they toil away and their meaningless jobs which as everyone here knows, they’re quite bad at.
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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by hedge » Thu Apr 03, 2025 8:53 am

Typical "conservative" (or whatever you purport to be), criticize the shit out of government "handouts" but you're the first on with your hand out when it comes time to collect. Same with farmers getting all kinds of subsidies and handouts, somehow they see themselves as deserving, but anybody else getting anything is waste, fraud and laziness. Fucking hypocrites...
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Re: UNLV Rebels

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Apr 03, 2025 2:47 pm

Tree wrote: ↑Thu Apr 03, 2025 12:53 am So I applied for unemployment today. I didn’t realize you had to actually send in screenshots of emails where you applied for work. Anywho, thanks to all the lib voters like Hedge, Rat, and DS, i get to sit at home for the next 13 weeks for free while they toil away and their meaningless jobs which as everyone here knows, they’re quite bad at.
Get a job. Fuckin loser.
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