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Jungle Rat
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Re: UCLA Bruins
What else did you expect?
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innocentbystander
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I am a father. You forgot that too.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I have been watching this youtube series about a guy who bought a house that basically should have been condemned on a remote island.
At some point he introduces his girlfriend and I can't really explain it but I am so obsessed with her. If I was 25 years old, I'd track her down and ask her to marry me.
She is attractive, she works her ass off , ostensibly to help this guy achieve his dream, she seems happy about it all. Her day is fulfilled just hanging out with him doing shit he thinks is going to get them the best life on this island. She also carries a knife and wears Carhartt which is a bonus. I actually do see a lot of my wife in her, I'm always kidding my wife about the 25 year old version of her like "25 year old you wouldn't need a Prada purse to be happy" kind of thing
just watch a few minutes of it until she shows up. He is a lucky man in my book. Also, he is a good guy too.
At some point he introduces his girlfriend and I can't really explain it but I am so obsessed with her. If I was 25 years old, I'd track her down and ask her to marry me.
She is attractive, she works her ass off , ostensibly to help this guy achieve his dream, she seems happy about it all. Her day is fulfilled just hanging out with him doing shit he thinks is going to get them the best life on this island. She also carries a knife and wears Carhartt which is a bonus. I actually do see a lot of my wife in her, I'm always kidding my wife about the 25 year old version of her like "25 year old you wouldn't need a Prada purse to be happy" kind of thing
just watch a few minutes of it until she shows up. He is a lucky man in my book. Also, he is a good guy too.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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sardis
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Re: UCLA Bruins
That's a lot of work to have goats. Not sure what their purpose is, and why keep them so far from the house?
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yea I don't know, personally I'd be pumping water into the house and those goats can lick snow until spring but its their life
they're young though so bringing water into the house from the well is not a big deal to them I guess.
they're young though so bringing water into the house from the well is not a big deal to them I guess.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
If she's hot enough, he can start a Youtube channel of her making shit with that knife and side-boob coming out of the Carhartts
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innocentbystander
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Unfortunately, I think her behavior is all "just for show" to get subscribers and for youtube monetization. I think she is just constructed, acting in a role. That would be more likely than a 25 year old girl being willing to work her ass off for her man like that. But wouldn't it be great if she were for real?eCat wrote: ↑Tue Mar 25, 2025 8:14 am I have been watching this youtube series about a guy who bought a house that basically should have been condemned on a remote island.
At some point he introduces his girlfriend and I can't really explain it but I am so obsessed with her. If I was 25 years old, I'd track her down and ask her to marry me.
She is attractive, she works her ass off , ostensibly to help this guy achieve his dream, she seems happy about it all. Her day is fulfilled just hanging out with him doing shit he thinks is going to get them the best life on this island. She also carries a knife and wears Carhartt which is a bonus. I actually do see a lot of my wife in her, I'm always kidding my wife about the 25 year old version of her like "25 year old you wouldn't need a Prada purse to be happy" kind of thing
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finger when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from Eve AND to provide Eve food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
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innocentbystander
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Okay so I watched Anora. I get why it won so many Academy Awards. Sad, but perfect acting. Its pure Sean Baker "Poverty Porn."
Basically....
Anora = Pretty Woman + Only Fans + Russian Oligarchs - Happily Ever After
Basically....
Anora = Pretty Woman + Only Fans + Russian Oligarchs - Happily Ever After
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finger when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from Eve AND to provide Eve food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
this is funny but its some cold shit too
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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hedge
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Re: UCLA Bruins
That was like a ten second loop of Hogan and his current wife that just kept replaying. Good troll job though...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Is that a big hairy mole on her chin?
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Rest in Peace Admiral "Ice Man" Kazansky
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I wish you were ice cold and left to rot in a pauper's grave where you belong.
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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eCat
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Jennifer Tilly is like 3rd on my list of celebrity women I'd like to bone.
Hayak is #1 by a mile.
Tilly has that raspy voice that just tells you she has a grip like a velcro glove.
Hayak is #1 by a mile.
Tilly has that raspy voice that just tells you she has a grip like a velcro glove.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.