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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Mar 26, 2025 6:00 pm

I relate to that movie because this is how I picture my old man during WWII in the phillipines. I remember a photo of him wearing only a loincloth standing next to two phillipino women who were only wearing linen skirts.

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by DooKSucks » Thu Mar 27, 2025 2:20 am

The grandfather and great uncle of one of my close friends both survived being captured by the Japanese in the Philippines and living in the hell of a Jap POW camp for the entirety of the war. I'll take your father's Logan-esque experience with the Philippino chicks.
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Post by eCat » Thu Mar 27, 2025 8:39 am

he went to prison for it

but he did participate in the Cabanatuan prison camp raid
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 27, 2025 8:58 am

local news 12 celebrates the opening of a Publix in Northern KY
this actually happened
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 27, 2025 9:13 am

Way to keep up.

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Post by sardis » Thu Mar 27, 2025 1:12 pm

eCat wrote: Wed Mar 26, 2025 6:00 pm I relate to that movie because this is how I picture my old man during WWII in the phillipines. I remember a photo of him wearing only a loincloth standing next to two phillipino women who were only wearing linen skirts.

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Your parents must have had you late in life. I know my dad was 40 when I was born and he missed being old enough to fight in WWII by about 5 months.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 27, 2025 2:03 pm

my dad was 45 when I was born

my mom was 30

Kentucky man..what can I say
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Mar 27, 2025 8:09 pm

default on your student loans, and you risk losing 15% of your social security in perpetuity

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Mar 28, 2025 8:37 am

eCat wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 8:39 am he went to prison for it
No shit?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Mar 28, 2025 8:51 am

yep

I got the transcripts of his trial after he died.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by DooKSucks » Fri Mar 28, 2025 12:02 pm

When did he get court martialed? Where did he do his time? I'm assuming they got him for AWOL?
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Post by eCat » Fri Mar 28, 2025 1:13 pm

well kinda, like I said, he went feral. They would fight in the jungle and then they would get a couple of weeks R&R but they had to also pull MP duty during that time. He said fuck that, I'm going to stay in the jungle with this tribe which he had a woman he was boning, and they were being harassed by the Japanese so he and 2 other guys who also lived with the tribe would go hunt these Japanese. That wasn't a big deal, he was part of a group called the Alamo Scouts and it wasn't uncommon for them to do that sort of thing, but he got in trouble when the tribes people were starving and he stole a bunch of rations including freshly made rum raisin pudding, oh, and a LT. Col's jeep to take it to them with.

The army takes a dim view of stealing officers jeeps , driving off into the jungle and abandoning them. I guess they also don't like you taking fresh pudding. I think they also saw a bunch of these tribes people wearing army uniforms when they caught him and blamed him for that too.

there is a lot more to the story but to wrap it up, it was near the end of the war, he was sentenced to I think 7 years hard labor and a dishonorable discharge, he served 2 and Eisenhauer gave him a presidential pardon to go home. They didn't want American soldiers rotting in foreign prisons after the war. I suspect they were looking at the nuremburg trials and were like, wtf, this guy is in prison for taking a jeep?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Mar 28, 2025 1:15 pm

oh, he also broke out of prison by saving up red cross chewing gum and short circuiting the electric fence.

all for Filipino pussy.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Fri Mar 28, 2025 2:30 pm

eCat wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 1:15 pm all for Filipino pussy.
Simply irresistible.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Mar 28, 2025 4:17 pm

eCat wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 1:15 pm all for Filipino pussy.
1. I loved asian pussy when I was single.
2. I'm doing a video call with a hot piece of Filipino ass as we speak and am looking through her socials like a creep.
3. I don't blame your dad a bit.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Fri Mar 28, 2025 10:31 pm

30 years ago, the top 10% of Americans accounted for just 36% of all spending.

Today, the top 10% of Americans account for 49.7% of ALL spending

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Post by Saint » Sat Mar 29, 2025 9:08 am

eCat wrote: Fri Mar 28, 2025 1:15 pm oh, he also broke out of prison by saving up red cross chewing gum and short circuiting the electric fence.

all for Filipino pussy.
So, basically, you're saying your dad was our friend Logan.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sat Mar 29, 2025 1:05 pm

Say "time skunk streak" three times fast...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Mar 30, 2025 12:41 pm

More than 1700 dead now from the earthquake in Myanmar.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Mar 30, 2025 12:59 pm

Criminal trial for the illegal alien who was charged with murdering Rachel Morin starts this week. Doubt he takes the stand.
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