Uncle Bud

[Saint]

CRV

[eCat]

even if he reaction is staged I cracked up. its a long video but you only need about 2 minutes to get to the "GAWD DAMN!" Wife puts sour warheads in his lemonade

[hedge]

Is that Barry Bonds?

[Tree]

[Tree]

[eCat]

we've been buying these slider burgers at Sams club along with slider brioche buns

these aren't like White Castle, they are 3/4 inch thick. Wife cooks them in a frying pan , then puts them on the buns with cheese in the oven until they are slightly toasty

They are better than regular hamburgers. About $15 for a dozen with the meat and buns.

you guys should try them

[Saint]

Like I can just saunter into Sam's Club and buy a pack of slider meat. Motherfucker, they don't let people like me into the parking lot, much less the door.

[Saint]

Also, we have a Krystal burger here now at the I-95 truck stop, so suck on that, bitches!

[hedge]

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/168aYr ... tid=wwXIfr

[hedge]

Paducah!

[eCat]

Like I can just saunter into Sam's Club and buy a pack of slider meat. Motherfucker, they don't let people like me into the parking lot, much less the door.

you can get a membership for like $15 now

[eCat]

Paducah!

a friend sent me that a couple of days ago. No idea if its a spoof or not. I think I've told this story before but my friend and I had the same dentist, Dr. Abel (do dentists normally ask you to call them doctor? anyways), a girl that worked for him was 2 years old than me, Rhonda Mitts, kind of attractive in a she hasn't got old and beat down by living in Kentucky her whole life kinda way and she was his dental assistant responsible for cleaning teeth.

But she was best known for dry humping your leg if she liked you while she cleaned your teeth, like straight on straddle your right leg with grunting noises humping. I mean, I guess this woman really, really loved cleaning teeth. I mean we didn't really take advantage of it but we both got our teeth cleaned twice a year and she did it to me twice. She was still working there when I went off to college. Neither of was brave enough to reciprocate, like reach up and grab a boob, I'm not sure what her reaction would have been and it wasn't like we talked about it while it was happening (how could I ? she was cleaning my teeth) or afterwards, it was just , hey, Dr Abel will be in to see you in a few minutes kinda thing.

Shit like that used to happen to me all the time in my 20's. Now the highlight of my day is finding a day old cake at Kroger for $5

[Saint]

Day old cake is nothing to sneeze at, young feller.

[innocentbystander]

Search for the Malaysian flight 370 is back on.

Apparently the company that agreed to look is doing it for a bounty, a finder's fee. If they don't find it, they get no money. If they do, they get quite a bit of money. Good luck finding this plane.

[eCat]

I saw a video on it last night

someone turned off the satellite communication on the flight removing the plane from radar, but they didn't actually turn it off, they put it on standby, and because of that, the transmitter created a "handshake" with the radar satellites as it flew meaning they could track it by these handshakes. Because of that, they can create sort of a vinn diagram where these satellite handshakes cross and they believe it drastically reduces the search area.

Also this company has 8 or 9 sonar subs they deploy at the same time, so they can cover in 2 months what took 2.5 years before. They have been given 18 months to find it and will get $70m if they do.

I don't really get the importance of it. Based on what we know, someone had to deliberately do a lot to make this happen including knowing the window when they could turn to avoid Thailand Military radar while just entering Cambodian airspace and turn off the radar communication device AND shutting down two backup generators. That wasn't coincidence

[eCat]

btw, there were only cinnamon rolls for $3 a Kroger today, not $5 cakes.

you gotta get up earlier than I did to beat the Seniors to the day old bakers rack

[hedge]

someone had to deliberately do a lot to make this happen including knowing the window when they could turn to avoid Thailand Military radar while just entering Cambodian airspace

[eCat]

I bet I have watched that 20 times

[Jungle Rat]

[hedge]

I bet I have watched that 20 times

Easily..