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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Mon Mar 03, 2025 3:58 pm

Have you seen it?
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Post by innocentbystander » Mon Mar 03, 2025 7:36 pm

No. I have not. But I just saw this comment. It gave me a chuckle.

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Post by eCat » Tue Mar 04, 2025 7:37 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Wed Mar 19, 2025 9:19 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by hedge » Wed Mar 19, 2025 10:08 am

That's right up Stu and Rat's alley...
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Laughed my ass off.
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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Mar 19, 2025 7:00 pm

I showed my daughter the beans/fart scene from Blazing Saddles a while back, and she asks to watch it at least two to three times per week now. She laughs hysterically and it makes me so damn happy to see that laugh. She also thinks her farts are funny now. It's driving her mother crazy. I can't have a son. So, I'm enjoying these brief respites from girl shit everywhere.

Also, she is getting into the kids-centric Star Wars stuff and has enjoyed watching the movies with me. So, at her request, we're having Princess Leia and Darth Vader come to her Star Wars themed party next Saturday, getting her hair done in Princess Leia buns, and getting the kids some sort of blow-up/soft-ish light saber toys so they can do light saber stuff with the characters....
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Post by BigRedMan » Thu Mar 20, 2025 6:54 am

Well done DS. Keep raising her right. Once she has that good grasp for Star Wars, hit her with Spaceballs.
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DooKSucks wrote: ↑Wed Mar 19, 2025 7:00 pm I showed my daughter the beans/fart scene from Blazing Saddles a while back, and she asks to watch it at least two to three times per week now. She laughs hysterically and it makes me so damn happy to see that laugh. She also thinks her farts are funny now. It's driving her mother crazy. I can't have a son. So, I'm enjoying these brief respites from girl shit everywhere.

Also, she is getting into the kids-centric Star Wars stuff and has enjoyed watching the movies with me. So, at her request, we're having Princess Leia and Darth Vader come to her Star Wars themed party next Saturday, getting her hair done in Princess Leia buns, and getting the kids some sort of blow-up/soft-ish light saber toys so they can do light saber stuff with the characters....
she is ready for the nutty professor dinner scene
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 20, 2025 7:23 am

People have been sending me clips of The Righteous Gemstones.

I'm going to start watching just for Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by DooKSucks » Thu Mar 20, 2025 7:46 am

eCat wrote: ↑Thu Mar 20, 2025 7:23 am People have been sending me clips of The Righteous Gemstones.

I'm going to start watching just for Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers
That comes in season 3, but Walt Goggins is amazing throughout the entire series
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Post by hedge » Thu Mar 20, 2025 10:57 am

eCat wrote: ↑Thu Mar 20, 2025 7:23 am People have been sending me clips of The Righteous Gemstones.

I'm going to start watching just for Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers
Ah wore mah clawggin' sheeewwws!!

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Post by BigRedMan » Thu Mar 20, 2025 2:00 pm

Gemstones is ALMOST as good as Eastbound and Down. Goggins steals every scene he is in.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 21, 2025 4:03 pm

Cmon DS, don't be raising no lesbian. Star Wars is for dorks.
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Post by eCat » Sun Mar 23, 2025 11:37 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by sardis » Sun Mar 23, 2025 8:56 pm

So, one of the stars of Trump’s reelection was his granddaughter Kai Trump. Good looking teenager who is savvy at social media and is an a very good golfer for her age. Sometimes, she is showed golfing with the President.

How can life get any better for her? Well, it’s public that her mother is now dating Tiger Woods.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 23, 2025 10:35 pm

Her mother is hot .
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Post by innocentbystander » Sun Mar 23, 2025 11:06 pm

sardis wrote: ↑Sun Mar 23, 2025 8:56 pm So, one of the stars of Trump’s reelection was his granddaughter Kai Trump. Good looking teenager who is savvy at social media and is an a very good golfer for her age. Sometimes, she is showed golfing with the President.

How can life get any better for her? Well, it’s public that her mother is now dating Tiger Woods.
Here in Arizona, a not so insignificant percentage of high school students follow Kai on her Instagram. I'll never do any social media, but whatever Kai is doing, its working.
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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Mar 24, 2025 1:13 pm

How do you know who kids are following on IG?

Nevermind. I forgot you are a pedophile.
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