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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Fri Jan 03, 2025 10:51 pm

So brahs. My new thing lately is meeting my lady at Texas Roadhouse when I get off early. She doesn’t know it but they have a fixed price on most entrees if you get there before 5. She doesn’t realize her delicious Ribeye only costs $11 and I get blown in the car afterwards every time. Life is good, brahs.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Fri Jan 03, 2025 11:59 pm

Dinner before 5…does she take her teeth out before you get your gum job?
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Post by Tree » Sat Jan 04, 2025 12:04 am

I don’t mind a little teeth on the head. Recommend it.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sat Jan 04, 2025 7:21 pm

So I am at the airport picking up my wife. I am still recovering from the flu and it’s such a power move. Some masked up asian dude just sneezed in my direction and I am like dude you have no idea the hell I could unleash on you right now

Btw my daughter has it and has slept all day
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jan 04, 2025 8:23 pm

Dave23 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 03, 2025 11:59 pm Dinner before 5…does she take her teeth out before you get your gum job?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Sat Jan 04, 2025 11:06 pm

It appears that Aubrey Palaza's husband died by suicide, How awful. God have mercy on his soul.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Sat Jan 04, 2025 11:09 pm

Wrong thread…
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Jan 05, 2025 12:42 pm

Dave23 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 04, 2025 11:09 pmWrong thread…
sorry

please direct me to the spouses of actresses who commit suicide, thread

Let me guess, UCLA Bruins?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Sun Jan 05, 2025 1:00 pm

Good guess…
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Jan 08, 2025 7:10 pm

Multi millionaire homes are burning.

Jennifer Aniston, she may have lost her house. Bradley Cooper may have lost his house. This multi-multi million dollar homes are burned to the ground and are gone, and the celebrities who lived in them have ditched their cars trying to get away from the fire



I feel terrible for wealthy people. I am so sorry this is happening to you. Sincerely. I wouldn't wish any of this on my worst enemy.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Wed Jan 08, 2025 7:39 pm

Again, wrong topic…
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Jan 08, 2025 7:54 pm

Fuck off Dave.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Jan 08, 2025 7:58 pm

James Woods

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Wed Jan 08, 2025 8:48 pm

Stay retarded, then…
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Wed Jan 08, 2025 9:06 pm

Has anybody taken the opportunity to make some barbecue?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Jan 09, 2025 12:08 am

aTm wrote: ↑Wed Jan 08, 2025 9:06 pm Has anybody taken the opportunity to make some barbecue?
No, but they have taken the opportunity to loot.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Thu Jan 09, 2025 12:31 am

They should throw some spare ribs on dere. Mmmmmmhmm
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Jan 09, 2025 9:09 am

Trump promised there would be no more wildfires. Promises made, promises broken...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Thu Jan 09, 2025 9:36 am

We should just let Biden keep doing the job then
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Jan 09, 2025 1:41 pm

He wasn’t doing his job in the first place and he hasn’t been doing any job for the last 8 years
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