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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Sat Dec 14, 2024 12:38 am

Anyone else heard the new manufactured ESPN narrative about how Matt Stafford is a top 5 qb every year?

What a load, brahs. After Mahomes there’s not much in the qb cupboard. Josh Allen who was looking top 15 recently, is now probably big picture #2.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Dec 14, 2024 10:16 am

Belichick won't coach a game at UNC. He'll be back in the NFL next year. His son will then become head coach. Bill Belichick is evil.
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Sun Dec 15, 2024 12:11 am

Guess I'll be rooting for Detroit in the playoffs. SO much parity these days but if they get healthy they should handle the Chiefs.
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Sun Dec 15, 2024 12:13 am

I'd really like to see Mahomes get seriously hurt. I would jack off immediately and thank the Good Lord right after.
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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Dec 15, 2024 3:23 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Sat Dec 14, 2024 10:16 am Belichick won't coach a game at UNC. He'll be back in the NFL next year. His son will then become head coach. Bill Belichick is evil.
Quite possibly, but we know the risk of dancing with the devil. In the end, it's worth it though. We finally have top ten level funding for coaching and staffing. That's huge.
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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Dec 15, 2024 3:53 pm

Marshall opting out of their bowl game. Too many players entered the portal. They no longer have a team.
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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Dec 15, 2024 5:38 pm

I wish you no longer had life and were in the portal to hell
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Post by The Anti k* » Sun Dec 15, 2024 8:24 pm

Tree wrote: ↑Sun Dec 15, 2024 12:13 am I'd really like to see Mahomes get seriously hurt. I would jack off immediately and thank the Good Lord right after.
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Mon Dec 16, 2024 10:04 am

Thanks. I couldn’t be more pleased.
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Re: College Football

Post by Dave23 » Mon Dec 16, 2024 10:09 am

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Sun Dec 15, 2024 5:38 pm I wish you no longer had life and were in the portal to hell
Well done!
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Tue Dec 17, 2024 1:02 am

Neither game was great but I had my kitty curl up on my foot for the first half hour, my beer, tequila, and some double barrel MNF. Doesn’t get much better than that, brahs. Yeehaw.
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Post by hedge » Tue Dec 17, 2024 9:32 am

What's MNF?
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Sat Dec 21, 2024 4:18 am

Shane Gillis just called Nick Saban “Alabama Jones” on national TV to his face. This guy is great
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Re: College Football

Post by Tree » Mon Dec 23, 2024 8:09 pm

2 things learned from the Eagles Skins game/

1. How the holy hell was Kenny Pickett a starter for Pittsburgh?
2. Jayden will be better than Hurts and maybe top 5 in a few yrs.
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Tue Dec 24, 2024 5:25 am

Broncos Quietly Bury Peyton Manning In Unmarked Grave Next To Stadium

https://theonion.com/broncos-quietly-bu ... 819578480/
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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Tue Dec 24, 2024 12:02 pm

Tree wrote: ↑Mon Dec 23, 2024 8:09 pm 2 things learned from the Eagles Skins game/

1. How the holy hell was Kenny Pickett a starter for Pittsburgh?
2. Jayden will be better than Hurts and maybe top 5 in a few yrs.
Because the Rooneys have a connection to Pitt and the Steelers were desperate to get a QB. Cost the old GM his job.
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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Dec 24, 2024 3:02 pm

Okay so we play the Huskers in NYC on Saturday. We have never played them. Ever. Nice. Might actually waste 3.5 hours of my limited life watching this toilet bowl game.
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Tue Dec 24, 2024 7:43 pm

I wish your life was limited to 3.5 hours...
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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Dec 26, 2024 4:04 pm

Oklahoma to play their bowl game short 26 players

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/colleg ... 3fd3&ei=15

two-fifths of his remaining roster, freshmen
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Fri Dec 27, 2024 9:19 pm

simple fix, make NIL money payable after bowl game participation
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