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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Nov 20, 2024 5:12 pm

I'll take it
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Thu Nov 21, 2024 11:46 pm

Joel Embiid is a dumbass. Why in god’s name do the 76ers keep catering to him when he has no real ability to do anything except star in the regular season. Much as Lebron is overrated, he’s actually pretty decent all time. I puke every time I see Embiid play:
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Nov 22, 2024 6:26 am

Interesting use of the colon there...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Fri Nov 22, 2024 9:43 am

As masterful as Rat uses yours?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Fri Nov 22, 2024 10:01 am

A+
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Nov 22, 2024 10:25 am

Heh..
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Nov 22, 2024 7:43 pm

That was only 1 time. Get over it.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Nov 22, 2024 9:38 pm

Jackson St player throws a shoe

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Nov 22, 2024 9:43 pm

Supposedly major point shaving scandal happening in basketball. Involves former UK player Aaron Bradshaw who is at Ohio St now
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Fri Nov 22, 2024 11:27 pm

My Wildcats play Duke in 5 minutes.

I assume you assholes are rooting for injuries instead of a game winner.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sat Nov 23, 2024 12:29 am

Go Cats
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Nov 23, 2024 8:16 am

eCat wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2024 9:43 pm Supposedly major point shaving scandal happening in basketball. Involves former UK player Aaron Bradshaw who is at Ohio St now
Welp, you can take the player out of Kentucky, but you can't take the Kentucky out of the player...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Mon Nov 25, 2024 6:17 pm

Woo!

That was fun!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Mon Nov 25, 2024 6:43 pm

Dave23 wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2024 6:17 pm Woo!

That was fun!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Tue Nov 26, 2024 3:18 am

Holy k*rzyt!!!!

I’m too old for games like this. I’ll take it!!!!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Tue Nov 26, 2024 9:21 am

Well done!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Nov 26, 2024 2:00 pm

Turns out Bradshaw is just a run of the wife beater
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Nov 26, 2024 9:31 pm

Will not watch any game that has a 11pm start time.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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