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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Tue May 07, 2024 9:33 pm

Someone has to be crazy for you to laugh at them falling down steps? Scratching my head here.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed May 08, 2024 7:30 am

whats even funnier is if someone gets hit in the head with a shovel
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Wed May 08, 2024 7:43 am

now you’re getting it.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed May 08, 2024 8:38 am

"btw, speaking of twitter, my brother has been able to engage Elon Musk, oddly enough over black people showing their ass in Waffle House type places. Its not every day a billionaire replies back to you on his personal social media platform"

The racist tropes certainly helped...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed May 08, 2024 9:44 am

can't hide the truth
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed May 08, 2024 9:49 am

tell me this isn't hilarious




BETTY!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Wed May 08, 2024 11:07 am

eCat wrote: Wed May 08, 2024 9:49 am tell me this isn't hilarious




BETTY!
I totally get having someone with your identical sense of humor. Many years ago on the old CNNSI board, there was a poster named Cancer Man. We worked for the same company but did not know it for two years. We figured it out by accident via a mutual friend at a Carolina Basketball game in 1997. We’ve been laughing like kids ever since at things we find on the internet.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed May 08, 2024 12:44 pm

Look at the guy in the blue pants and white shirt, he skittered out of the way and then was like fuck it, I ain't going to help shit...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri May 10, 2024 10:46 am

hey guys, mother's day is just around the corner if you are looking for gifts for your wife

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri May 10, 2024 8:47 pm

Chicken Nuggets better nut up tonight. Injuries don't matter. Gitrdone.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sun May 12, 2024 9:50 pm

Anthony Edwards is probably MJ’s offspring. He fucked a few hundred hoes late in his career.
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Post by eCat » Mon May 13, 2024 2:03 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Tue May 14, 2024 8:32 pm

I'll be surprised if the Knicks keep it close.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Tue May 14, 2024 9:21 pm

Glad to see my Knicks back on track. Was worried there.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Tue May 14, 2024 10:01 pm

I was hoping we'd get a resurgence after the letdown in game 4. We got this and maybe more. Boston has zero heart. I'd love to see us take them out in 7 and then the ghost of Julius Randle shoves his hard cock up DS' flabby ass.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed May 15, 2024 11:40 am

So UNC didn't Thiero but they might get Oyenso

I'd rather have Thiero but Oyenso is a good defender
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed May 15, 2024 12:10 pm

Tree wrote: Tue May 14, 2024 8:32 pm I'll be surprised if the Knicks keep it close.
I'd like to keep you close to an enraged grizzly...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Wed May 15, 2024 12:35 pm

I may be getting fat now but I did used to lift. Trust me brah I’d just throw you down and run away as the bear ate you.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu May 16, 2024 6:49 am

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu May 16, 2024 9:02 am

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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