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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sat May 04, 2024 12:44 am

Quick question I been wondering. Who is the most likely to have fully dyked out, and by that I mean tongue on vag for no less than 10 seconds. Molly Shannon, Jennifer Aniston, or Cheri O’Terri? I’ll save my answer for later.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Sun May 05, 2024 4:44 pm

Molly Shannon, and it’s not even close
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Post by eCat » Sun May 05, 2024 8:03 pm

is UNC running the bidding up on these guys?

Tipton is saying this kid got a $2m offer and it wasn't Alabama

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by DooKSucks » Mon May 06, 2024 12:22 am

Carolina is desperate for a serviceable, athletic 5 to rebound and protect the rim for next year. It would not surprise me if Carolina's NIL offered $2m, and to be honest, I would be disappointed if they didn't offer that amount given the situation facing this lineup.

This portal period has been extremely disappointing. I guess it was just bullshit when the IC folks kept saying that Carolina's basketball NIL was as good as any in the nation and wouldn't be a reason kids didn't sign with Carolina out of the portal.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Mon May 06, 2024 8:30 am

Inside Carolina continuously says two things about NIL:

1. UNC is as competitive as anyone
2. Numbers being thrown around by national reporters are bullshit

At any rate, we got shutout at the center spot. Whatever we’re doing isn’t working. I thought hiring TJ Beisner from UK was a boss move. But the unregulated portal has changed everything.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon May 06, 2024 11:19 am

I can't believe for a second Bama offered this guy $2m

and no offense to AA, but who is going to Bama for basketball for less money?

Kentucky's fan NIL site raised $650K in 3 weeks, but I'm actually disappointed it wasn't closer to $2m
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon May 06, 2024 12:54 pm

The word is the Bama NIL did not offer him anywhere close to that amount.

Oats plays a fun system and Bama doesn’t really have a 5 on roster. The Final Four probably didn’t hurt, either.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Mon May 06, 2024 2:17 pm

So much for Thiero hating Cal….


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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon May 06, 2024 2:26 pm

watch him come off the bench at Arkansas too

this one is a head scratcher. His dad is a headache, but the kid has potential
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Mon May 06, 2024 9:35 pm

I wish someone would scratch your head with an icepick.
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Post by eCat » Tue May 07, 2024 5:57 am

now you are getting the hang of it
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Tue May 07, 2024 8:27 am

I have been on a bit of a roll lately haven’t I.
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Post by hedge » Tue May 07, 2024 8:29 am

"I have been on a bit of a roll lately"

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In general synod, take away her power;
Break all the spokes and fellies from her wheel,
And bowl the round nave down the hill of heaven,
As low as to the fiends!
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue May 07, 2024 9:17 am

Tree wrote: Tue May 07, 2024 8:27 am I have been on a bit of a roll lately haven’t I.
you were supposed to say I wish someone would hang you


F

take a seat
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Tue May 07, 2024 9:42 am

Yep. Biden Supporter for sure.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue May 07, 2024 4:48 pm

I don't know enough about twitter to figure out how to stop this but on my twitter feed I keep getting posts from a handle called "watch people suffer" and its disturbing. Just people getting maimed and killed in horrible ways.

I mean I'd probably enjoy it if it was Carolina or Louisville fans, but since its normal people I don't want to see it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue May 07, 2024 5:32 pm

Uh, to stop seeing stuff from one particular account you just Mute or Block them
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Post by DooKSucks » Tue May 07, 2024 6:05 pm

I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue May 07, 2024 7:07 pm

aTm wrote: Tue May 07, 2024 5:32 pm Uh, to stop seeing stuff from one particular account you just Mute or Block them
yea ok, but I'm more interested in why twitter thinks I want to see that stuff in the first place
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue May 07, 2024 7:11 pm

ok I figured it out - when we were in high school, a girl a friend of mine was dating fell down some stairs in front of us, and since she was also crazy, we laughed our ass off . For the past 15 years at least, my best friend and I have been sending videos of women falling down, getting slapped , hit over the head , falling off a bicycle or whatever, and we title them "BETTY!"

so I'm guessing somehow twitter thought I liked videos of people being impaled on street signs, falling off buildings, getting ran over by semi trucks or getting mashed in industrial equipment.

gonna have to keep an eye on twitter

btw, speaking of twitter, my brother has been able to engage Elon Musk, oddly enough over black people showing their ass in Waffle House type places. Its not every day a billionaire replies back to you on his personal social media platform
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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