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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Fri Apr 19, 2024 9:47 am

Cletus wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2024 8:27 am Who is Tree? Surely nobody new stumbled across this place in the last decade.
Hold on son. Who are you? We can't be having people bustin up in here and questioning the bona fides of other members who have posted more than twice as many times as they have.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Apr 19, 2024 10:00 am

Exactly. Answer the three questions!
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Post by aTm » Fri Apr 19, 2024 10:02 am

Tree claims to be a poster from CNN/SI that "he doubts any of us would remember"

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Horseshit!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Apr 19, 2024 12:10 pm

From Rupp's Runts to Pope's Punkles...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Apr 19, 2024 1:30 pm

E dropped the ball. Instead of sucking up to the newbie he should have asked who he was at SI and the 3 questions. Tree needs to be put on read only until he answers them. No free rides.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Fri Apr 19, 2024 3:01 pm

My money is on him getting all 3 wrong…
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Fri Apr 19, 2024 3:35 pm

I'm a pretty smooth cat, brahs. In fact I got a date tonight with a light skinned black chick that looks like a young Rosie Perez. Works at a church but wants to be a model. Could be a very interesting evening.

Anywho enjoy your weekend, also-rans.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Apr 19, 2024 3:56 pm

Tree is spanking it to Do The Right Thing tonight.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Fri Apr 19, 2024 8:27 pm

eCat wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2024 8:43 am Introducing Mark Pope's 2025 Kentucky Mens basketball team


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Why did Rupp dress like he worked at Wally’s Service Station & Garage with Gomer and Goober?

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Post by eCat » Fri Apr 19, 2024 9:01 pm

Wtf has happened to Duke? The entire team left
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sat Apr 20, 2024 8:53 am

The blew devils had 11 players with eligibility remaining:

2 stayed
2 went pro
7 into the portal

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Post by eCat » Sat Apr 20, 2024 3:15 pm

one big issue with the transfer portal is that is just an ego trip for these kids.

They want that 3 hats at the table moment when they announced in high school, so leaving the portal they get to have these coaches fawn over them again.

At some point the NCAA is going to have to implement so sort of salary cap with severe penalties for any program caught - like a $15m fine. I don't see any way a salary cap will be equitable to the small schools, but then again the small schools were never going to pay shit anyways.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Sat Apr 20, 2024 3:29 pm

I don't think the universities themselves have the slightest control over how those N-I-L dollars are spent. The wealthiest alumni are the ones who do the big donations and make the big money choices. The alumni and their donations, they are the ones who buy the players off to attend their schools. So I don't think it is the size of the school that matters so much as it does how deep the pockets are for the alumni.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Apr 20, 2024 3:30 pm

awww shit, its on now

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by innocentbystander » Sat Apr 20, 2024 4:53 pm

eCat wrote: Sat Apr 20, 2024 3:15 pm At some point the NCAA is going to have to implement so sort of salary cap with severe penalties for any program caught - like a $15m fine.
I don't know for sure but I don't think that the SEC or the B1G(Ten-11-12-14, now-18?) are going to remain members in the NCAA for very much longer. After all, if the two conferences can cut a contract for these schools to only play one another, why should they remain? Why share with Duke, Wake Forest, or Iowa State? Costs too much $$$$$ to stay in NCAA.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Sat Apr 20, 2024 10:18 pm

eCat wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2024 8:43 am Introducing Mark Pope's 2025 Kentucky Mens basketball team


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Is there a freudian reason he chose young men with big ears?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Sat Apr 20, 2024 10:22 pm

eCat wrote: Sat Apr 20, 2024 3:15 pm one big issue with the transfer portal is that is just an ego trip for these kids.

They want that 3 hats at the table moment when they announced in high school, so leaving the portal they get to have these coaches fawn over them again.

At some point the NCAA is going to have to implement so sort of salary cap with severe penalties for any program caught - like a $15m fine. I don't see any way a salary cap will be equitable to the small schools, but then again the small schools were never going to pay shit anyways.
Absent unions and collective bargaining agreements, you’re going to run into restraint of trade issues with any cap.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Apr 21, 2024 12:49 am

There is NO collective bargaining with N-I-L. That is like saying, we could create a collective bargaining agreement with Indians writing C# code at every single software sweatshop. Can't be done. Its entirely de-centralized, entirely direct competition. Zero collaboration. Its the wild west. You can't regulate that.
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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Apr 21, 2024 10:12 pm

Hence the qualifier at the beginning, you bumbling rube.
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