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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:34 pm

They didn't win. Why did you lie, Rat?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:35 pm

Aaaiiiiiicccccce him!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:36 pm

Saint wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:34 pm They didn't win. Why did you lie, Rat?
It makes the torture better.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:37 pm

Think of all the stuff you can get done now, eCat, unencumbered by watching UK play ball

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:37 pm

Yikes
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:37 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAEATADICKCROWHAAAHAHA!!!!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:38 pm

eCat's too upsait to watch him sum ball

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:39 pm

Rupps Rafters right now

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:41 pm

Saint wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:38 pm eCat's too upsait to watch him sum ball
Dang, wish somebody could find that ditty in the archives..
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:44 pm

It was something gator posted and among the shit from this place still in my head

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:45 pm

Along with Tom Aris ;)):)))

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:46 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 12:41 pm I'm gonna curse UK now & pick them to win it all.
March 6th
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:47 pm

When I was in school we played at Oakland for some reason and got blasted by 30+
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:51 pm

How bout them Grizz?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:54 pm

aTm wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:47 pm When I was in school we played at Oakland for some reason and got blasted by 30+
UC & X used to always play them in October. Paid them well.

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Post by eCat » Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:55 pm

Cal has to be gone after this
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:57 pm

eCat, I watched every second of that game right along with you. First let me say, I'm sorry. Sincerely, sorry. Second, and this may not make you feel any better but I will extend this branch, Kentucky did not lose that game. Oakland just flat out fucking won it.

There was nothing Cal could do. There was nothing Kentucky could do. Nothing. When your opponent has a bench player go 10-for-20 from 3 point range, they are just going to beat you. When your opponent goes 15-for-31 from 3 point range, they are just going to beat you. Kentucky came to play tonight. Oakland was simply unbeatable tonight. That is all it was.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Mar 21, 2024 10:01 pm

"eCat, I watched every second of that game right along with you. First let me say, I'm sorry. Sincerely, sorry."

Nothing like this has ever been written in here during the tourney. And I hope it never is again...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Mar 21, 2024 10:02 pm

This isn't the time for condolences, it's the time to pile on. To wit: In the past 4 years, UK has exactly one win in the NCAA tourney. 4 years! Yikes...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 21, 2024 10:04 pm

Kentucky has won one NCAA Tournament game since 2019

Kentucky has won one SEC Tournament game since 2019
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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