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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:32 am

the most popular pick is going to be Uconn /Houston
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Post by aTm » Mon Mar 18, 2024 11:53 am

Hmmm, I dont have UNC getting out of Charlotte.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Mon Mar 18, 2024 11:58 am

I don't exactly have chalk, but I also really don't like my bracket compared to the really nutso things that have been happening over the past decade or whatever.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Mar 18, 2024 12:52 pm

Saint wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:30 am I realized watching the 2nd half of the State UNC game that I don't know shit about college hoops now.
You never did...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Mar 18, 2024 1:44 pm

aTm wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 11:58 am I don't exactly have chalk, but I also really don't like my bracket compared to the really nutso things that have been happening over the past decade or whatever.
as always the 5/12 matchups are interesting, I also noticed a few 6/11s
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Mon Mar 18, 2024 2:49 pm

hedge wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 12:52 pm
Saint wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:30 am I realized watching the 2nd half of the State UNC game that I don't know shit about college hoops now.
You never did...
The fat shit with NC State, he played impressive ball.
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Post by hedge » Mon Mar 18, 2024 3:44 pm

What the hell has that got to do with the passage you quoted?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Mar 18, 2024 3:53 pm

He's showing me that he, too, doesn't know shit about college hoops and hopes we can bond over that commonality

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Mar 18, 2024 5:00 pm

LOL
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Hey BRM !!

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Post by innocentbystander » Mon Mar 18, 2024 8:24 pm

Saint wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 3:53 pm He's showing me that he, too, doesn't know shit about college hoops and hopes we can bond over that commonality
Agreed. Saint and I are common there. And the fat shit can play. And I never would have guessed that until I watched him (5 times.)
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Mon Mar 18, 2024 8:26 pm

I think UConn got robbed. Great they are a #1 but
  • their #2 won the Big-XII
  • their #3 won the B1G-T(14)N
  • their #4 won the SEC
  • their #5 played them in the national championship last year and
  • their #6 scores a fuck ton of points
That particular bracket is an impossibly tough bracket. Of course, I don't know anything about college hoop, so....
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:51 pm

Hey guys, these last few weeks have been great. I just wanted to congratulate you all on your little pussy club of college hoops or whatever. Whenever you get tired of it, there are actual grown ass men throwing in last second hook shots in from 20 feet with their off hand in the pros. Playoffs coming soon to a theater near you. Enjoy your teenage semi pro rec league in the meantime.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Mar 19, 2024 10:32 am

Tree, this is a college hoops message board.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Tue Mar 19, 2024 12:25 pm

What the…..
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:42 am

After tonight we will never see Rickart again
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 20, 2024 11:21 am

As I posted in the UVa thread in the CFB forum, he'll be on the UNC thread preening and squealing like a Kansas City faggot the minute Carolina loses in the tourney, and not a second before. He hates UNC (as he hates all his betters, which includes pretty much everything and everybody) more than he likes UVag...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Mar 20, 2024 12:10 pm

I see.

So he hates UNC MORE than he loves UVa. Sounds like Billy Beane when he said he hates losing MORE than he loves to win. What a pessimistic attitude.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:48 am

I have two competing brackets. One I did on Monday while looking at a lot of analysis and numbers and schedules and results of each team for the Goat Pen group and one that I filled out with like a 30 second time limit with feelings only this morning that I entered into the 25K bracket challenge or whatever Yahoo's dumb bingo game is.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 21, 2024 11:18 am

25K for something that is virtually impossible to win.

that's tell you something about the finances of Yahoo
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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