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Post by innocentbystander » Sun Mar 17, 2024 11:09 am

Kent State.

Kent read. Kent write. And most of all, Kent COUNT!
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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Mar 17, 2024 12:11 pm

You would think that those mouth breathers won a national championship the way they are acting.

Carolina has not won the ACC Tournament and the natty in the same year since 1982. So, there’s that
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Post by innocentbystander » Sun Mar 17, 2024 12:41 pm

That fat shit for NC State, he can play ball! Maybe his hoops career comes to an end after he leaves NC State, but at that level, he can play.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 17, 2024 1:00 pm

Fuck Bruce Pearl.

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Post by innocentbystander » Sun Mar 17, 2024 1:02 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 1:00 pm Fuck Bruce Pearl.
You guys tip off in 5 min rat! Good luck to your Gators.
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Post by innocentbystander » Sun Mar 17, 2024 1:16 pm

I think that guy just blew out his knee and his basketball career may be over.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 17, 2024 1:16 pm

Devastating injury. Gotta restart the engine. 3 minutes in.

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Post by innocentbystander » Sun Mar 17, 2024 1:29 pm

Seriously
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Post by innocentbystander » Sun Mar 17, 2024 1:51 pm

I'm calling it. If Auburn wins this game, they get the last #1 slot with Houston, Purdue, and UConn.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 17, 2024 1:59 pm

innocentbystander wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 1:29 pm Seriously
Dude. I wasn't talking to you. STFU.

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Post by innocentbystander » Sun Mar 17, 2024 3:12 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 1:59 pm
innocentbystander wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 1:29 pm Seriously
Dude. I wasn't talking to you. STFU.
Dude. This is a public forum. IDGAF.

I know you are upset. You guys just got your ass kicked on national television and now you have to "sweat it" for about 3 hours to see if you are in. Just don't take your being upset out on me. I mean you can, but once again, if you do, IDGAF.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 17, 2024 3:38 pm

I could give a fuck. I went outside & got a sunburn you misersble faggoth. Basketball sucks until March.

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Post by innocentbystander » Sun Mar 17, 2024 4:51 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 3:38 pm Basketball sucks until March.
I must be living in an alternate universe from you because in my universe, today's date is March 17th.
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Post by hedge » Sun Mar 17, 2024 4:56 pm

"August West is dead. if he were alive, he would be here right now, gloating."

If you were dead right now, we'd all be gloating...
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Post by hedge » Sun Mar 17, 2024 4:58 pm

innocentbystander wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 12:41 pm That fat shit for NC State, he can play ball! Maybe his hoops career comes to an end after he leaves NC State, but at that level, he can play.
Where's he been the rest of the season?
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Post by hedge » Sun Mar 17, 2024 5:00 pm

"I must be living in an alternate universe from you because in my universe, today's date is March 17th."

My brother is 25 years sober today...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:53 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Sun Mar 17, 2024 7:08 pm

innocentbystander wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 1:51 pm I'm calling it. If Auburn wins this game, they get the last #1 slot with Houston, Purdue, and UConn.
Guess the committee didn't agree with you, you fucking moron...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 17, 2024 7:33 pm

hedge wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 5:00 pm "I must be living in an alternate universe from you because in my universe, today's date is March 17th."

My brother is 25 years sober today...
Sorry for your loss.

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