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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Tree » Fri Feb 02, 2024 6:53 pm

Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by sardis » Mon Feb 05, 2024 8:32 am

Action Jackson!

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Re: UCLA Bruins

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon Feb 05, 2024 6:31 pm

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Women's Chilean Swat Team demonstration

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Tree » Mon Feb 05, 2024 10:08 pm

That was a tough event but get those 5 Chilean gals naked in my bed and they will all finish first guaranteed.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Feb 06, 2024 6:49 am

Dudes oot 5 chicks in bed yet he's thinking about us.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Tree » Sat Feb 24, 2024 10:13 am

Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Sun Feb 25, 2024 10:35 am

whoever thought this up...its great

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by sardis » Sun Feb 25, 2024 9:17 pm

The Donald Trump shoes one was pretty good, too

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 08, 2024 1:32 pm

AtM. Was that Jap annime dude who died your hero?

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Re: UCLA Bruins

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Who?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:36 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Fri Mar 22, 2024 11:00 am

I never saw the first one..
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Re: UCLA Bruins

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I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:16 pm

Welp, it's the eve of the Sweet 16, and the fans of the usual suspects are eager to see their teams play. The bluebloods who are seemingly in the Sweet 16 every year, the Carolina's and the UConn's, the (begrudgingly have to admit it) Duke's, the Kentucky's, the Gonzaga's. Oh wait, did I say Kentucky? Kentucky ain't in the Sweet 16 this year, they haven't been in the Sweet 16 since 2019, 5 long years and counting! Time to give Cal a raise!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASSLEHASSLEWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Sat Mar 30, 2024 12:51 am

RIP Gunnery Sergeant


You want to fuck me up the ass boy? Better stop whispering, you giving me a hard on!
heh

Navy is far too #woke to allow that kind of self esteem assault on the first day.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:12 pm

I'll never forget the suffering coming home from school, turning on CBS and seeing this goddamn mess on the TV.


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all I wanted was Ernest T.,. not Howard Fucking Sprague

and who thought the lame ass toaster repairman had anything to say anyone would be interested in?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:33 pm

What the hell is it?

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Mar 31, 2024 3:32 pm

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