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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:22 pm

I workout like a mofo. I'm not totally ripped at this time but getting close, brah. More like 20's strongman ripped right now.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:40 pm

You're a 5-4 weakling.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Wed Feb 07, 2024 6:06 pm

If you've stopped sugar, the pounds should start melting off like with me. Shit, maybe I really do have stomach cancer likeToby Keith.
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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Feb 07, 2024 8:42 pm

Saint wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2024 6:06 pm If you've stopped sugar, the pounds should start melting off like with me. Shit, maybe I really do have stomach cancer likeToby Keith.
You look like you have the AIDS. I was scared of you before, when you were burley, now I could break you like a toothpick...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 07, 2024 8:53 pm

Saint wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2024 6:06 pm If you've stopped sugar, the pounds should start melting off like with me. Shit, maybe I really do have stomach cancer likeToby Keith.
I don't joke about that shit at my age
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Thu Feb 08, 2024 1:49 pm

I'm not joking. I still have daily bouts of nausea that cause me to stop what I'm doing and ride it out. But I haven't cut out sugar. I just get away with it because I haven't gained any weight. No idea if there's something wrong with me because I haven't been to a doctor since I dropped health insurance probably 7-8 years ago. I'm 58 now. That's plenty.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Feb 08, 2024 3:33 pm

dude, go to a doctor and get your bloodwork done

you have a wife and kid
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Saint » Thu Feb 08, 2024 7:07 pm

If I started worrying about that shit, I would have been gone a long time ago. They are why I don't have health insurance anyway.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Feb 11, 2024 2:49 pm

Well isn't this romantic?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/fo ... a178&ei=18

I say, if we are going to allow our elderly to do that, then we should at the very least be forced to eat their corpses, Soylent Green style.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Feb 11, 2024 2:52 pm

Saint wrote: ↑Thu Feb 08, 2024 1:49 pm I'm not joking. I still have daily bouts of nausea that cause me to stop what I'm doing and ride it out.
Yeah, that is early signs/symptoms of a future heart attack. And I'm not joking, see a medical doctor. Get an EKG. Get a CAT scan and (if possible) see a cardiologist about an angiogram. You may have a blockage in your left anterior descending artery. No one here wants anything terrible to happen to you.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Feb 11, 2024 9:41 pm

Speak for yourself
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Mon Feb 12, 2024 4:04 pm

Well all of us except of rat who doesn't care if you die, I guess.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Mon Feb 12, 2024 9:28 pm

He'll get his wish one day.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:12 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Feb 14, 2024 4:09 pm

That's funny...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Feb 16, 2024 10:38 am

If you want to waste a day on twitter, follow her.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Feb 16, 2024 12:53 pm

You'd think they could automate that...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Feb 16, 2024 4:00 pm

Shaun White showing why he is a legend



He probably got a $1m endorsement from Pepsi after that
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

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