Ostensibly Hoops

DooKSucks · Post by **DooKSucks** » Mon Jan 22, 2024 3:28 pm

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 3:23 pm
The Anti k* wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:49 am
DooKSucks wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:10 am TAK: do you remember the Get Some Guy who would call into PrimeTime with the PackMan's whiner line? Well, during one of his many booze filled nights (that led to his early demise sadly), he started watching a Dook women's basketball game and kept referring to then Dook wbb coach Gail Goestenkors as "Gostenknockers" and kept going on and on about how horrible the game was to watch. They kept replaying the call over and over, and WFNZ even played it as a memorial when he died 11-12 years.
Sure do. And now, Packer has to pretend he doesn’t notice the knockers on his co-hostess sitting three feet away from him in the basement.
I haven't watched. Who is she?

Just looked her up....Taylor Tannebaum? A big tittied, fat assed Jewish girl? Hot damn. I wish she was Asian, but I love a Jewish chick with a wild streak.

innocentbystander · Post by **innocentbystander** » Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:47 pm

Good luck tonight with Wake Forest. You guys should be able to hold serve.

The Anti k* · Post by The Anti k* » Mon Jan 22, 2024 5:27 pm

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 3:28 pm
DooKSucks wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 3:23 pm
The Anti k* wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:49 am

Sure do. And now, Packer has to pretend he doesn’t notice the knockers on his co-hostess sitting three feet away from him in the basement.
I haven't watched. Who is she?
Just looked her up....Taylor Tannebaum? A big tittied, fat assed Jewish girl? Hot damn. I wish she was Asian, but I love a Jewish chick with a wild streak.

BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:15 pm

a jewish chicks idea of a wild streak is paying retail

DooKSucks · Post by **DooKSucks** » Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:17 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:15 pm a jewish chicks idea of a wild streak is paying retail

LMAO

innocentbystander · Post by **innocentbystander** » Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:38 am

UNC proved last night that the ACC is not done. Its not that Carolina won, it is how they won. A dog fight for most of the game and at the end (after never quitting), piling on 20+ point win. Well done. They have a small shot to challenge UConn and Purdue for that title.

Kansas proved last night that they most certainly are worthy of being in MY top ten. But they also proved that they are not worthy of moving up the list (at least not this year.) Virtually all Jayhawk scoring, all of it, the five starters. Bench contributed nothing. Pretty fucking hard to win a championship in men's hoop with a team that has ZERO depth.

Tree · Post by **Tree** » Tue Jan 23, 2024 11:13 am

In other news. Embiid dropped 70 last night. Wilt the Stilt up in here. Just not in the playoffs.

DooKSucks · Post by **DooKSucks** » Tue Jan 23, 2024 12:39 pm

Tree wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 11:13 am In other news. Embiid dropped 70 last night. Wilt the Stilt up in here. Just not in the playoffs.

I would say that his playoff results are on par with Wilt and the Sixers' history...

sardis · Post by **sardis** » Tue Jan 23, 2024 12:51 pm

Mark Packer is still on the air?

DooKSucks · Post by **DooKSucks** » Tue Jan 23, 2024 3:11 pm

sardis wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 12:51 pm Mark Packer is still on the air?

ACC Network. He had the morning show. Now has the afternoon.

innocentbystander · Post by **innocentbystander** » Tue Jan 23, 2024 5:42 pm

Big game tonight in Provo.

Dave23 · Post by **Dave23** » Tue Jan 23, 2024 7:24 pm

LOL, nah…

The Anti k* · Post by The Anti k* » Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:59 pm

The Gamecocks just took a belt to Kentucky tonight.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue Jan 23, 2024 10:00 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:50 am
DooKSucks wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:18 am Also, that Croatian professional probably makes Kentucky the best team in the nation, and while it's painful to imagine one of my alma mater's biggest rivals winning a title, it does warm my heart to see the yokels forced to grovel to Calipari in such a situation. Hopefully, Cal reverts to his not giving a fuck ways and regresses to putting out an overhyped, shitty product.

Cal will find a way to fuck it up

fucking Cal man

DooKSucks · Post by **DooKSucks** » Tue Jan 23, 2024 10:28 pm

Cock-a-doodle-doo, mother fuckers!

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Jan 24, 2024 6:36 am

The Anti k* wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:59 pm The Gamecocks just took a belt to Kentucky tonight.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Post by eCat » Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:50 am

Cal will find a way to fuck it up

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Jan 24, 2024 6:51 am

crotch wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 1:44 pm

Who would've ever guessed that Crotch would front-run a white savior for UK? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHASSLEWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

South Carolina wallops No. 6 Kentucky as 7-2 phenom Zvonimir Ivišić falls back to earth

Zvonimir Ivišić dazzled in his Kentucky debut on Sunday, seemingly cementing the Wildcats on the short list of national title contenders in a 105-96 win over Georgia.

On Tuesday, he fell back to earth as the sixth-ranked Wildcats laid an unexpected egg in a 79-62 loss to unranked South Carolina.

Ivišić scored just three points in limited action, and Kentucky's starters struggled to score or defend South Carolina from the 3-point line. When it was over, the South Carolina home crowd stormed the court as the Gamecocks further solidified their status as a likely NCAA tournament team.

https://sports.yahoo.com/south-carolina ... 27487.html

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Jan 24, 2024 6:53 am

Road test proves tough for Ivišić

Tuesday proved a different story. Ivišić was largely a nonfactor in 10 minutes off the bench, logging three points, two rebounds and two blocks as South Carolina ran away with the game.

He struggled in the paint against the stronger, 260-pound forward B.J. Mack. Freshman forward Collin Murray-Boyles, meanwhile, posted the highlight of the night with an emphatic dunk over Ivišić early in the second half.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Jan 24, 2024 7:13 am

"Big Z" might've only had 2 points and 2 rebounds in 10 minutes of action last night, but never fear: He had 3 fouls. Kinda like winning the recruiting championship, I guess...

sardis · Post by **sardis** » Wed Jan 24, 2024 7:26 am

Glad to see DS and Hedge’s recognition of the true Carolina.