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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Jan 21, 2024 4:38 pm

Dave23 wrote: Fri Jan 19, 2024 3:19 pm Oh, and there was zero intensity in the building yesterday…the home crowd was told to stay home and watch on tv due to the weather.
I guess the Tulane fans didn't get that order today.
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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Jan 21, 2024 5:06 pm

It’s not like Carolina has beaten Tennessee or Kentucky has beaten Carolina….
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Post by innocentbystander » Sun Jan 21, 2024 6:43 pm

That is my top 10. That is the order in which I put them. My order is based on not only how well they are playing now, but how well I think they will play come tournament time. It is not based on how they played one another. YMMV.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sun Jan 21, 2024 7:08 pm

YMMV = "your mother's mushy vagina"?

A+ if so
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sun Jan 21, 2024 10:03 pm

So I saw where the Stanford chick/dude passed k*dolf for the all time collegiate wins total. While I dont give a krzyt about women’s basketball, seeing this brought back a memory of one of the funniest posts in the history of the Goat Pen. I don’t recall the exact circumstances, but I think Vanderveer upset UConn or something like that, and Saint dropped in for this one liner…

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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:10 am

TAK: do you remember the Get Some Guy who would call into PrimeTime with the PackMan's whiner line? Well, during one of his many booze filled nights (that led to his early demise sadly), he started watching a Dook women's basketball game and kept referring to then Dook wbb coach Gail Goestenkors as "Gostenknockers" and kept going on and on about how horrible the game was to watch. They kept replaying the call over and over, and WFNZ even played it as a memorial when he died 11-12 years.
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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:11 am

Tree wrote: Sun Jan 21, 2024 7:08 pm YMMV = "your mother's mushy vagina"?

A+ if so
We don't talk, and she's 76. Her current husband looks like he is going to croak any moment based on how he looked when I had to deal with him 10 months ago. So, if you're into the grandma thing, you might have a potential date.
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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:18 am

Also, that Croatian professional probably makes Kentucky the best team in the nation, and while it's painful to imagine one of my alma mater's biggest rivals winning a title, it does warm my heart to see the yokels forced to grovel to Calipari in such a situation. Hopefully, Cal reverts to his not giving a fuck ways and regresses to putting out an overhyped, shitty product.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Mon Jan 22, 2024 8:49 am

DooKSucks wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:11 am
Tree wrote: Sun Jan 21, 2024 7:08 pm YMMV = "your mother's mushy vagina"?

A+ if so
We don't talk, and she's 76. Her current husband looks like he is going to croak any moment based on how he looked when I had to deal with him 10 months ago. So, if you're into the grandma thing, you might have a potential date.
76 might be pushing it. Throw in a bottle of Epsolon and let’s see what happens.

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Post by hedge » Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:00 am

If they have, I don't want to know about them...
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Post by Saint » Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:42 am

"I’m currently trying to devise a way to make contact and let her know I’m interested. Stranger things have happened."

Dick pics will get you in the door. Send some now!

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Post by The Anti k* » Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:49 am

DooKSucks wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:10 am TAK: do you remember the Get Some Guy who would call into PrimeTime with the PackMan's whiner line? Well, during one of his many booze filled nights (that led to his early demise sadly), he started watching a Dook women's basketball game and kept referring to then Dook wbb coach Gail Goestenkors as "Gostenknockers" and kept going on and on about how horrible the game was to watch. They kept replaying the call over and over, and WFNZ even played it as a memorial when he died 11-12 years.
Sure do. And now, Packer has to pretend he doesn’t notice the knockers on his co-hostess sitting three feet away from him in the basement.

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Post by eCat » Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:50 am

DooKSucks wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:18 am Also, that Croatian professional probably makes Kentucky the best team in the nation, and while it's painful to imagine one of my alma mater's biggest rivals winning a title, it does warm my heart to see the yokels forced to grovel to Calipari in such a situation. Hopefully, Cal reverts to his not giving a fuck ways and regresses to putting out an overhyped, shitty product.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:51 am

hedge wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:00 am If they have, I don't want to know about them...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:54 am

Saint wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:42 am "I’m currently trying to devise a way to make contact and let her know I’m interested. Stranger things have happened."

Dick pics will get you in the door. Send some now!
Nope. This one’s special. A southern girl, probably Baptist and possibly still married. Cooler heads will be needed on this one.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 22, 2024 10:51 am

You ugly fuck. I hope she laughs in your face.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Jan 22, 2024 3:23 pm

The Anti k* wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:49 am
DooKSucks wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:10 am TAK: do you remember the Get Some Guy who would call into PrimeTime with the PackMan's whiner line? Well, during one of his many booze filled nights (that led to his early demise sadly), he started watching a Dook women's basketball game and kept referring to then Dook wbb coach Gail Goestenkors as "Gostenknockers" and kept going on and on about how horrible the game was to watch. They kept replaying the call over and over, and WFNZ even played it as a memorial when he died 11-12 years.
Sure do. And now, Packer has to pretend he doesn’t notice the knockers on his co-hostess sitting three feet away from him in the basement.
I haven't watched. Who is she?
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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Jan 22, 2024 3:24 pm

Crotch! Of course a white player starring for Kentucky brought him out from the hills of eastern Kentucky....
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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