I guess the Tulane fans didn't get that order today.
Ostensibly Hoops
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Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
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It’s not like Carolina has beaten Tennessee or Kentucky has beaten Carolina….
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That is my top 10. That is the order in which I put them. My order is based on not only how well they are playing now, but how well I think they will play come tournament time. It is not based on how they played one another. YMMV.
DS, if you don't like my top ten, you are free to nut up and make your own top ten list.
DS, if you don't like my top ten, you are free to nut up and make your own top ten list.
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
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YMMV = "your mother's mushy vagina"?
A+ if so
A+ if so
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So I saw where the Stanford chick/dude passed k*dolf for the all time collegiate wins total. While I dont give a krzyt about women’s basketball, seeing this brought back a memory of one of the funniest posts in the history of the Goat Pen. I don’t recall the exact circumstances, but I think Vanderveer upset UConn or something like that, and Saint dropped in for this one liner…
“There’ll be a lot of carpet munching in Palo Alto tonight.”
“There’ll be a lot of carpet munching in Palo Alto tonight.”
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TAK: do you remember the Get Some Guy who would call into PrimeTime with the PackMan's whiner line? Well, during one of his many booze filled nights (that led to his early demise sadly), he started watching a Dook women's basketball game and kept referring to then Dook wbb coach Gail Goestenkors as "Gostenknockers" and kept going on and on about how horrible the game was to watch. They kept replaying the call over and over, and WFNZ even played it as a memorial when he died 11-12 years.
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We don't talk, and she's 76. Her current husband looks like he is going to croak any moment based on how he looked when I had to deal with him 10 months ago. So, if you're into the grandma thing, you might have a potential date.
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Also, that Croatian professional probably makes Kentucky the best team in the nation, and while it's painful to imagine one of my alma mater's biggest rivals winning a title, it does warm my heart to see the yokels forced to grovel to Calipari in such a situation. Hopefully, Cal reverts to his not giving a fuck ways and regresses to putting out an overhyped, shitty product.
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76 might be pushing it. Throw in a bottle of Epsolon and let’s see what happens.
Speaking of, I recently looked up and found a pic of my now 62 y/o English teacher from the 12th grade. I used to fantasize about coming to see her at lunch, locking the door and seducing her in a display of alpha machismo. I’m currently trying to devise a way to make contact and let her know I’m interested. Stranger things have happened.
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If they have, I don't want to know about them...
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"I’m currently trying to devise a way to make contact and let her know I’m interested. Stranger things have happened."
Dick pics will get you in the door. Send some now!
Dick pics will get you in the door. Send some now!
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Sure do. And now, Packer has to pretend he doesn’t notice the knockers on his co-hostess sitting three feet away from him in the basement.DooKSucks wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:10 am TAK: do you remember the Get Some Guy who would call into PrimeTime with the PackMan's whiner line? Well, during one of his many booze filled nights (that led to his early demise sadly), he started watching a Dook women's basketball game and kept referring to then Dook wbb coach Gail Goestenkors as "Gostenknockers" and kept going on and on about how horrible the game was to watch. They kept replaying the call over and over, and WFNZ even played it as a memorial when he died 11-12 years.
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DooKSucks wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:18 am Also, that Croatian professional probably makes Kentucky the best team in the nation, and while it's painful to imagine one of my alma mater's biggest rivals winning a title, it does warm my heart to see the yokels forced to grovel to Calipari in such a situation. Hopefully, Cal reverts to his not giving a fuck ways and regresses to putting out an overhyped, shitty product.
Cal will find a way to fuck it up
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Nope. This one’s special. A southern girl, probably Baptist and possibly still married. Cooler heads will be needed on this one.
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You ugly fuck. I hope she laughs in your face.
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I haven't watched. Who is she?The Anti k* wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:49 amSure do. And now, Packer has to pretend he doesn’t notice the knockers on his co-hostess sitting three feet away from him in the basement.DooKSucks wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:10 am TAK: do you remember the Get Some Guy who would call into PrimeTime with the PackMan's whiner line? Well, during one of his many booze filled nights (that led to his early demise sadly), he started watching a Dook women's basketball game and kept referring to then Dook wbb coach Gail Goestenkors as "Gostenknockers" and kept going on and on about how horrible the game was to watch. They kept replaying the call over and over, and WFNZ even played it as a memorial when he died 11-12 years.
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Crotch! Of course a white player starring for Kentucky brought him out from the hills of eastern Kentucky....
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