UCLA Bruins
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I'd say the Boys in the Boat was better than The Claw. Saw them both. You can wait til they are on Netflix.
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Saint
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Has anyone ever looked at this guy's reels? It's fucking hilarious
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Re: UCLA Bruins
my new favorite thing on the internet
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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DooKSucks
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Yeah. Friends from law school and me have been following for the past year or so. It's hilarious.
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
That would be me if I never moved out of Paducah
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
It's like half the men in Wilson in the 70s, including a friend of mine's dads.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I would love to have friends that would do shit like this at a wedding.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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DooKSucks
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Is Craig still visiting massage parlors in seedy eastern NC towns? I think that's the one who I met at a game who within five minutes of meeting him was telling me about some 30 something mamassan personally servicing him at a massage parlor the day prior.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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hedge
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Sounds like him. My vague image of his dad is somewhat like the guy in the video Stu posted, but I don't really know him that well (or at all, really, but I've heard Stu and Craig talk about him)...DooKSucks wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 11:29 amIs Craig still visiting massage parlors in seedy eastern NC towns? I think that's the one who I met at a game who within five minutes of meeting him was telling me about some 30 something mamassan personally servicing him at a massage parlor the day prior.
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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innocentbystander
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Sports Illustrated learned that if you go "woke" you go "broke." They had a man (probably one with his penis whacked off) as the cover model for the swimsuit edition and (well) no one buys the magazine anymore. SI announced everyone is being laid off.
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
Re: UCLA Bruins
If only that was true of the DNC, huh? I agree about the swim suits though, brah. Remember that Stacey chick from 20 years ago with the big hooters after all the big names came and went? I miss that.innocentbystander wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 10:02 pm Sports Illustrated learned that if you go "woke" you go "broke." They had a man (probably one with his penis whacked off) as the cover model for the swimsuit edition and (well) no one buys the magazine anymore. SI announced everyone is being laid off.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I have been asking my wife for a second helping of cooch all weekend. She is so over it
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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DooKSucks
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Or it could be that print media is dying and that magazines are going down the drain faster than Trump’s cognitive abilitiesinnocentbystander wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 10:02 pm Sports Illustrated learned that if you go "woke" you go "broke." They had a man (probably one with his penis whacked off) as the cover model for the swimsuit edition and (well) no one buys the magazine anymore. SI announced everyone is being laid off.
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.
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hedge
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Did you use those terms when you made your entreaties?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.